‘Tis the season for black bats, black cats, and maybe a few adventures designed to give you goosebumps. Whether you’re turning full Morticia looks for going to the dollar store or you usually bring more sweetness and light to your every day, now’s the time to try out some darker, sweeter treats and tricks. Enjoy these all black everything offerings from Eve’s and let them keep you up through the witching hour and beyond!

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Shi/Shi Union Girl/Girl Vibe

Discount of 50%

Designed by a lesbian for lesbians, specifically for two women with vulvas to be able to have sex while looking at each other’s faces, the Shi Shi Union is designed to take your scissoring experience to the next level. ‘Round these parts we believe firmly that yes, Virginia, scissoring really does happen in lesbian sex, and the dual remote-controlled vibrators of the Shi Shi Union mean that during it, you can add in some fun, sexy lesbian-designed stimulation for you and your partner.

Booty Boot Camp Training Kit

Discount of 50%

Whether you’re interested in starting to try out anal toys for you or a partner or display a series of variously sized butt plugs like adorable Russian nesting dolls, the trio of plugs in the Boot Camp Training Kit have got you covered. If it’s the former, you can try out the smallest size to begin with until you feel ready to try out the 6″ plug, a treat for “seasoned anal pros.” If you’re interested in the latter, it’s clear you know what you want out of life and don’t need any help from me.

Sincerely Fur Nipple Clips

Discount of 50%

Nipple clamps are, of course, great; a beloved classic for people of all genders. In addition to being fun and festive, the pom-poms of these winners offer the sensation of soft, silky fur on your skin while the clamps give you as tight or loose a grip as you prefer. And yes, it’s vegan faux fur.

Shi/Shi Sugar/Sugar Dongs

Discount of 50%

Return to the classic look of a black dildo (maybe with a black harness?) and enjoy the versatile, dependable Shi Shi Sugar – either the 5″ or 6″ options are sure to satisfy you or an activity partner, and the subtle head is just the right size to upgrade your whole evening.

Sin Spheres Silicone Magnetic Nipple Stimulator

Discount of 20%

Minimalism devotees and ICP fans alike will be delighted by these magnetic marvels, which offer “powerfully pinched pleasure” through the power of science. Enjoy smooth matte silicone and hands-free sensation that offers something intriguingly different than more traditional nipple clamps.

Lelo Mia 2 Personal Massager

Sleek, sexy and reliable, the Lelo Mia 2 fits in the palm of your hand, fits in your laptop’s USB port looking like a flash drive to charge discreetly, and will fit into your sex life like a champ. Its small size and quiet motor belie how powerful it is, and it can be slipped into your purse, your pocket, or between you and an activity partner’s bodies for partnered sex.

Luxe Wearable Vibra Slimplug

Discount of 20%

Black goes with everything, and the Luxe Wearable Slimplug can, too — it can be worn discreetly as you go about your day, “[using] your body’s own motion to create thrilling internal vibrations.” Treat yourself to feeling luxe all day long no matter how mundane the rest of your day is with this slim, sexy plug.

Womanizer Premium

Being the best at what you do is incredibly sexy, and that’s the Womanizer to a T. I’ll let our reviewers speak to that – like the one who said “It is also not an exaggeration to say that this toy not only met but absolutely exceeded every single expectation I had…. this toy is in my opinion perfect,” or the one who reported “the Womanizer Premium makes me happy to be alive and single.”

Visit Eve’s Toys and enter code AUTO at checkout for 50% off one item & free shipping on orders over $20 in the US. (Note: Some items are only eligible for free shipping and a partial discount. These items are noted in the post.) 100% satisfaction guarantee.

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