You Need Help: So She’s Never Had An Orgasm
In which we discuss sleeping with a girl who’s never had an orgasm before.
Top 10 Ways To Eat Melted Cheese
“I’ll stop the world and melt with you. You’ve seen the difference and it’s getting better all the time.”
Get A Conversation with Eileen Myles All To Yourself
I want to help you have a conversation with Eileen Myles. It starts on the Internet.
Bradley Manning’s Lawyers Argue That Being Gay Under DADT Was A Factor in WikiLeaks Involvement
Bradley Manning is being tried for leaking files to WikiLeaks after 19 months of imprisonment, and the military is arguing that his being gay is “irrelevant.”
We Who Feel Differently: The Queer Database Documentary
Jamie’s Team Pick: Artist Carlos Motta sees his queer difference as an opportunity to create a utopic space. Brilliant!
Kim Jong-il is Dead
Kim Jong-il was 69 and “fatigued.” His “effeminate” middle son will not be the next leader, obviously.
“Glee: The 3-D Concert Movie” Is Not Terrible
Why didn’t anyone tell me about the Mini Warbler?!! This is a movie review that’s actually about a 40 second video of a kid dancing in a blazer.
NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday is Both Hot and Empowered
“Reality doesn’t impress me. I only believe in intoxication, in ecstasy, and when ordinary life shackles me, I escape, one way or another. No more walls.”
Marriage Equality Is Home for the Holigays This Sunday Funday
Gay marriage is good for your health, Rihanna took her pants off, Sara Quin is in another photograph, and gay people are super impressive.
Clementine Candles Light Up My Life
Laura’s Team Pick: You can make candles out of these tiny winter fruits!
Artist Spotlight: Snow tha Product
Who has her own record label and a sick flow? This chick.
Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2012: Gimme Sugar’s Charlene is Miss December!
It’s December. It’s cold outside but Miss December can heat things up. Except this calendar was shot in Los Angeles and it’s actually not very cold there right now, or ever.
Things I Read That I Love #5: Law & Order Edition Part Two
Humans doing really terrible things to other humans!
Outing Gay Utah Teen Did Not Solve Gay Bullying, School Finds
Add “outing your students” to the list of gay bullying solutions that don’t work.
Beware “The Reverse Gender Gap”!!!
The New York Times says the gender gap is closed! All the news that’s fit to print, now with baseless speculation!
Glee Psychotic Episode 309 Recap: What A Long Strange Christmas Special It’s Been
Have yourself a Very Trippy Christmas, ’cause these kids sure did!
Ellen DeGeneres Lesbian Interview Extravaganza: Celebrating The Women Who Showed Up
Lindsay Lohan didn’t show up for her Ellen appearance. To cheer you up, we bring you SEVENTEEN other lesbosexy Ellen interviews. (THIS IS EPIC)
Get Toasted with Autostraddle: The Holigay Drinkstravaganza
As the sign outside a metro Boston liquor store once said, “Because holidays are for family.”
Prop 8’s Legal Team Really Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Rachel’s Team Pick: There is just nothing not funny coming out of Charles Coopers’ mouth.
Don’t Mess With a Lesbian Mom in Distress
The Mayor of Troy is brilliantly called out for her homophobia and the IRS is making life harder for some lesbian couples. Also some lesbian mom stuff is happening in Australia.