Forget marble statues and artsy films. Our models are living, breathing masterpieces of style.

Okay ladies, let’s stop right here and get our game together.

“There are heaps of places to hang out and meet likeminded “Perthonalities.” Not to mention the beaches and forests here are goddamn beautiful.”

This week on NSFW Sunday: ex sex, explaining what lesbians do in bed, a smut writing manifesto, talking about porn in relationships and more.

This week in literature: reading writers you hate, choosing your own adventure, evolving libraries, an interview with Eileen Myles, Gertrude Stein and more.

This week on Glee, everything ended. Because it was the last episode of the season. There will be more episodes next season though. So don’t worry about it. Also this episode was weird, so.

Miley Cyrus dreams of Katy Perry and pubic lice yearn for an unwaxed abode.

In our last recamp, we party at the pool, dance all night, have feelings, display talent, and wish it never had to end.

CARA’S TEAM PICK: For everyone who was once young and queer and confused and is going to be in LA this weekend.

There’s a show full of queer women and you could help bring them to the masses! Wouldn’t that be neat?

“We were thirteen years old, and these stories confirmed our suspicions that the world was a cruel, sad place, riddled with surprise tragedies and untimely deaths.”

Rachel’s Team Pick: “Theory is different from real life, but it helps us figure out how to live.”

This week on Pretty Little Liars, Emily meets an olympic swimmer and Spencer reenacts the entire plot line of Girl, Interrupted.

“I’d like to see if porn does anything for me, would you have any (ethical, lesbian) recommendations for the first try of a young adult with an eye for the femmier?”

This holiday season, give the gift of smut.

But seriously, let’s get to the actually important stuff and talk about the lady with the flag in her hair and Donald Trump’s Twitter tantrum.

To be a rebel is to stand defiantly and purposefully in the face of something. It’s not defiance for its own sake: it’s a war cry into the darkness.

Are you NaNoWriMoing? If you are, you’ve got something in common with Lesbianagers Kate and Nita!

Seriously, where the hell are all the butches?

Cats + anti-street harassment slogans = match made in Tumblr heaven.