This week on NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday: the orgasm in queer theory, redefining beauty, Have Sex With An Intriguing Person Day, feminist porn and more.

“It would have been nice to share my entire truth with her, but because of the Standards of Care, I didn’t; I feared my story would be seen as diverging from the typical trans* narrative too much.”

Singing and dancing and Neil Patrick Harris and drag queens and all the gay your teevee can handle!

Vanessa’s Team Pick: An open call for LGBT artists, photographers, and sculptors in the New York City metropolitan area.

“I think the way I felt here pretty much summarizes what Brooklyn Zine Fest is all about: the feeling that I have found my people.”

The European Parliament is set to vote March 12th on a proposal that seeks to ban all forms of “pornography” from “the media” without really specifying to which pornography or media they’re referring.

Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O! And on this farm he had a *CENSORED*

Check out this list of queer prairie sites to visit when you’re not reading A Prairie Homo Companion.

You’ve got swagger, fashion, comedy, whiskey, geeky pick-up lines and the coolest klub on the mountain!

Best literary insults, stalking Eileen Myles, queer readings of Harriet the Spy and more.

Gallup found out for you! Hint: not very.

If you didn’t make it into A-Camp, there’s still a bright beaming ray of sunshine on your horizon and it’s called B-Camp! BRING YOUR OWN PROPS AND HAIR CRIMPER.

Also, we’re breaking our own no-bare-breasts rule for this post (b/c honestly blurring out nipples felt stupid), so when we say NSFW, we really, really, really mean it.

“Theatre taught me that it was fine to be different; I wish it had shown me it was fine to be a queer woman, as well.”

“There’s not much media representation of the freezing lesbians in the snowy Northern prairies’ demographic.”

Ali’s Team Pick: Maggie Keenan-Bolger has team up with Rachel Sullivan and they’re busy creating “The Birds and the Bees: Unabridged,” a play about female sexuality.

Topics include karaoke, faith-based slavery in an Angola prison, Greek politics, chronic pain, emotional abuse, Richard Pryor, The Golden Dawn, murder, fantasyland and more!

Music, drama, banter, arugula, gummi bears, and fake sausage.

Autostraddle staff talks anonymously about when they started masturbating, among other things. Join us, won’t you?

The good news is, oral sex is legal in Virginia. So.