Holalala chiquitas! In my fridge is a can of redbull and a pre-made homemade sandwich for my exam tomorrow morning, and I feel like that says all you need to know about my life right now. So on to the comment awards!
This week Team Press went to the GLAAD Media Awards in LA and Rachel liveblogged it and it was fabulous. No, really. Dolly Parton was there. Know what else is fabulous? Annika, your typical urban hipster femme twenty-something trans lesbian. Yeah, you read that right!
We’ve got two new playlists this week as well, one dedicated to Laneia inspired by a photo, and one that will help you get off your couch and go to that party you said you would go to.
Lily’s back with another College Lesbianage and it’s probably the best one yet. There may or may not be a Mandy Moore cover band and it may or may not include Lily and her brother. Just saying.
I’m not sure how to describe this, but here is an article/blog type post about an American lesbian studying abroad in Uganda. It is definitely the best thing I’ve read recently, and I’m saying that after just telling you about the Mandy Moore cover band.
Oh, and here are 100 pictures of Shane, which you probably needed.
Love,
Autostraddle
xoxoxo
On Laneia’s Team Pick: These Veganized Sandwiches:
The Disco Pussy Award to L, terracottatoes, kakapo:
On How Many Gay People Out There In The Big Wide World?:
The Logic Award Award to Chandra:
It doesn’t matter if it’s 10% or 0.001%. Human rights aren’t dependent on how you do your math.
On NOM Strategist Realizes Homogays Are “Real People”, Now Supports Marriage Equality:
The Mean Girls Always Finds Its Way Here Award to Kris, AJ:
On NSFW Sunday Can’t Hardly Wait To Have Lesbian Sex:
The It Was Perception Award to JJules, jendar26:
On GLAAD Media Awards Los Angeles: The Liveblog!:
The wasteunit Award for Loving Rachel K to wasteunit:
The Rachel Is So Good At Writing That It Still Makes Sense When You Read It Backwards Award to Paper:
I just read the whole thing backwards WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING. What is my life. What is my brain. Someone save me.
The OMG What Even Award to Kimmie, terracottatoes, Jactance, SomethingClever, hedonisting:
The Adam and Steve Award to allie:
these gay cavemen are the demise of our society. painting all them caves, making bison sandwiches with the wimmenz. ITS OOGA AND BOOGA, not OOGA and STEVE.
all they needed was the light of jesus to——-oh wait.
On Laneia’s Team Pick: This Thing About Internet Comments:
The FORWARD THIS OR YOU’LL DIE Award to Dani:
THIS IS SCARY CAUSE THIS ACTUALLY WORKS:
01) SAY YOUR NAME 10 TIMES
02) SAY YOUR MUMS NAME 5 TIMES… See More… See More… See More… See More
03) SAY WHO YOU LOVE 3 TIMES
04)
PASTE IT TO 4 OTHER GROUPS
05) PRESS F6
SOMETHING AMAZING WILL HAPPEN!!!!!!!!
I know this fits in somewhere.
On Donald Trump Doesn’t Like Gay People Anymore, But Guess What, He Never Did:
The Or This Award to techalms, JC:
On Lily’s College Lesbianage #12: Quarter-Life Crisis and Red Carpet Ricky Martin:
The We Are All Made of Kittens Award to kd15, kumquat:
On Playlist: Get Off The Couch And Go To The Goddamn Party:
The Best Kind of Snark Award to Krysta:
On Kobe Bryant Acts Like a [Redacted], Gets Fined $100,000:
The NEW RULE Award to diver:
Who gets the $, the NBA? I hope they change it and Kobe calls me a dyke 1,000 times, so he must then pay me $100,000,000.
I got my very first ever comment award, and it had to do with disco pussy and fries! Awesome. Just made my day.
I vote you get another one for that comment.
IT’S LIKE INCEPTION
Whee, same here. It’s pretty much the greatest moment of my long and celebrated career as a person doing things.
Diver TOTALLY deserved a comment award for her comment on the Kobe article.
IN addition – Krysta – I LOVE your snark! – you and I could SOO be friends, except you are way more polite than I am! I struggle to be polite with my snark! Will you give me lessons??? :)
holler!!! my first comment award?! i can die happy buried in a double rainbow coffin!…no. wait. my all-cheese sculpture of sarah shahi isn’t finished yet…damn weather.
“my all-cheese sculpture of sarah shahi”
OH MY GOD ALL OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
What kinda cheese we talking here?
all the credit to jendar26 on this one! but thanks for including me in the screencap :P
teamwork! straddle that!
The OMG What Even Awards are usually my faves.
GAHHHHH I LOVE THIS WEBSITE SO MUCH <3
as always, thanks emily & the AS team. y0u guise r supahstahs
i can’t believe you didn’t say anything about my excerpt?
My number one feeling is that I hope you were eating this.
That is a kickass banana.
hahahah WHOA. i would not eat that. i would find a way to preserve it forever in a glass case.
but i thought you were into canadian poetry, terracottafeet! you better google that ish right now.
Oh god I am so disappointed in myself for missing that. Touché, Chooster.
Here is your congratulatory gif, also banana related.
Ah! I got a comment award? Oh! I must tell Gatsby of this day!
@Kristy i definitely struggle with politeness… i erased several drafts of that comment so I wouldn’t look like an ass. :)
I wasn’t even logged in and I won. Im gonna have ice cream as a reward :)
Fabulous.
I definitely loved it Krysta! It was awesome! :)
Is is a little bit pathetic that I’m so proud to have left the comment parenting the Disco Pussy award? Because I am. So proud. Like a momma. Awww.
You are without a doubt an integral member of Team Disco Pussy.
This does good things to my heart. TEAM DISCO PUSSY FOREVER.
My first comment award! Woohoo!
I would like to thank the Academy and my mom and Jes–oh wait…wrong speech.
But seriously, thanks! XD
comment awards week two – like a sequel.
very glad to know that the things my brain comes up with amuse other people. :)
Comment Award!! WIN!
I knew talking about coffins and rainbows would do the trick.