wondering who’s up
will always be relevant
as long as night falls
they’d never unfriend
and yet i accept request
i’m booboo the fool
deactivation
like coins to weigh down my eyes
send me out to sea
hitting reply all
a digital power move
try and stop the thread
instagram stories
what’s the process i wonder
switching mediums
good trump epitaph:
nevertheless he tweeted
batteries taste fine
age/sex/location
the beginnings of tinder
tucked in a chat room
past wifi logins
can elicit memories
as strongly as scents
thirty years from now
will i still wake on sunday
to check out the ‘gram
no one says ‘”the ‘gram”
that’s something i’m aware of
trying it is free
what if when you die
the AOL door slam sounds
this is a deep cut
a case to log off:
real maps have never told me
to take four left turns
we’re like ten years in
and still posting coffee pics
how greats are humans
think we can agree
if netscape were a person
his name would be phil
someone’s twitter feed
should be evaluated
for jury duty
keep yourself humble
before posting a picture
self face that camera
remember poking?
let’s give it a renaissance
the digital wink
i’ve never cared less
or been more disappointed
than when someone’s live
*baby boomer voice*
i get my news from facebook
nice going linda
baby’s first snapchat
was a lesbian seder
thanks for tuning in
*baby boomer voice*
i get my news from facebook
nice going linda
Oh my GOD
This series really is perfection tbh
THIS IS LITERALLY MY EX-GIRLFRIEND’S MUM, WHO IS *NO JOKE* ACTUALLY CALLED LINDA
13 hours straight
On some new bloody game, when
I just wanted porn.
…TV Tropes is a weird, misleading mistress.
i said “the ‘gram” out loud the other day for some reason and immediately i had to go reevaluate who i even am. no word yet.
I got Facebook ‘poked’ by a friend of a friend just a couple weeks ago and was utterly mystified because I wouldn’t know where to find that button anymore even if I wanted to.
the AOL door slam one killed me
past wifi logins…
Wonderful.
I liked the ASL one :)
I used to play (catfish because who gives away their real asl for computer games…) a game and when you clicked certain buttons (can’t remember which) it used to produce funny answers to ASL. So like ‘As old as universe/Yes please/Uranus’.
Was a good game actually was like a thing where you drew pictures using MS paint & everyone had to guess what it was.
“Age sex location” omg I forgot about that
Like we weren’t really all thirteen and located in our middle school computer labs
“think we can agree
if netscape were a person
his name would be phil”
This one killed me. I am dead and now a ghost.
I’m gonna go with Gene. It’s name would be Gene.
Oh that door slam
“i’ve never cared less
or been more disappointed
than when someone’s live”
CARVE. IT. ON. MY. GRAVE.
Omg, Linda is the quintessential boomer name. I would non-sarcastically like to say NICE GOING ERIN.