Which Homoerotic Sports Movie Made You Gay?

We’re currently in an era where many actually queer sports movies are finally starting to exist, but once upon a time we were young, and we had what we had, and what we had was actual lesbian movie Personal Best but also Michelle Rodriguez and Kate Bosworth in hemp necklaces carrying surfboards. We are who we are, you know?

Which Homoerotic Sports Movie Made You Gay?

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Riese

Riese is the 43-year-old Co-Founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker, LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and now lives in Los Angeles. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She's Jewish. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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9 Comments

  1. So I was trying to get Blue Crush (I’m too old to have Michelle Rodriguez in board shorts as my root but still, that look is seared into my brain) but I got Bend it Like Beckham. A movie I never actually watched but the description is actually pretty accurate:

    “You’re funny and fun and your gayness grew in a resplendent garden of homoerotic friendships. Everybody likes you but you can’t ever tell if they’re flirting with you.”

  2. Did I perhaps massage my answers to get Bend it Like Beckham? Who’s to say.
    Did I get Bend it like Beckham? Of course. Early 2000s Keira Knightley was very important to my gay development.

    • My first thought when I saw the title was “But I’m a Cheerleader”… I guess that one doesn’t really count as a sports movie because there’s not a lot of actual cheerleading in it?

      Anyway, I got A League of their Own in the quiz, which is pretty accurate.

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