Which Happiest Season Character Are You? Quiz

“The Happiest Season” broke every Hulu record ever of all time in its debut weekend and inspired lively discourse on a number of platforms. It also left so many people wondering WHICH HAPPIEST SEASON CHARACTER AM I???!!! Good news: we just added a personality quiz functionality to our website (seeeee) and this is how I’ve chosen to test it out. Your reward: finding out empirically, once and for all, if you are a Harper or a Riley. I think once you take this Happiest Season Character Quiz you will feel a deep sense of peace and relaxation.

Which Happiest Season Character Are You?

You saw "The Happiest Season" and you need to know which character you are! This quiz will help you on this journey.



























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Riese is the 43-year-old Co-Founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker, LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and now lives in Los Angeles. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She's Jewish and has a cute dog named Carol. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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51 Comments

  3. I got John, and yep it tracks! I am literalmy checking Autostraddle while taking a break from reading a friend’s fantasy novel draft and giving feedback on it! (Not professionally, but still).

  6. I’m Riley!! I am surprised by this, I thought I was a total Abby.

    On another note, on the footwear question….those black boots at the top of the list…..does anyone know where I can buy those or ones like them??

  8. What should we select for question 1 if we do not dream of labor / if we want to be a stay-at-home trophy spouse / homemaker?

  9. Riley (very pleased about this, although probably more because Aubrey Plaza rather than the actual character)

    Also very happy Tasha was a crush option :)

  10. I got Jane which is appropriate because I am also extremely autistic and intense and delightful. :)

  13. 0% surprised I got Riley because sheā€™s an Aubrey Plaza character and like Aubrey and a majority of her characters I look mean but am in fact fun.
    Not that one canā€™t be mean in a fun way.

  14. I’ve not seen this movie yet and probably won’t, but I just had to take this quiz to make absolutely sure I was Not Harper. I am John!

  15. I got Jane, which doesnā€™t really surprise me as Iā€™m appropriately nerdy.

    But I think the real question here is, will anyone actually admit it if they get Harper?

  17. Help I don’t know who half those characters are in the “pick a fictional teenager” question. Which one is the most like Angela in My So-Called Life?

  27. Enjoyed this, and hell yeah I’m John! That said, would have loved a non-booze option for the beverage question :)

  28. I got Abby, which makes sense, because some of those relationship dynamics were very triggering for me! Nothing like watching your girlfriend flirt with someone else in front of her parents.

    (anyway great quiz, great boot options, I have said too much)

  35. Iā€™m a Riley! Time to announce this to my local gays. Ready to find myself an Abby!šŸ˜‚

    (accidentally posted this as a reply first, lol)

  36. Had to take this just to make sure I’m not secretly a monster. I’m an Abby. Very grateful to know that I’m not a monster. I just make poor decisions!

  37. I was worried I might get Sloan (Alison Brieā€™s character) because of my untapped desire to build customs gift experiences.

    Thankfully I am Abby, a selfless orphan, willing to endure it all for a tall girl. Can someone please teach my gf to take a sexy selfie?

  38. Lol this dragged me. I would definitely say that I used to be an Abby because I was always in relationships with mean people and would constantly try to convince myself that their toxic behavior was normal. I want to say Iā€™m more of Aubrey Plazaā€™s character now.

  39. “You’re Abby, Harper’s orphan roommate!”

    Absolutely. Faithfully hanging off of that roof, Baby ! Plus I’m such a rad dresser (in my dreams LOL).

    (As a side note because I don’t know where to put this exactly, did anyone else notice that in the “our first gay pride” picture during the end credits, Riley is very cozy with… Clea DuVall ? Like, Clea is Riley’s gf ? Far out ! )

  42. As i was taking this quiz my heart was racing thiking my life might be headed downhill and i might be considered the dad or something. luckily i got Abby!! I knew taking this quiz would help me out a little, PHEW :D

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