Ever since M3GAN trailers started hitting the internet late last year, I couldn’t WAIT to see it. A sentient American Girl Doll dressed like Blair Waldorf, loaded with TikTok dances, and about to unleash an unhinged and murderous rage? It’s like that movie was made in a lab for me — at least, for me at 14 years old.
M3GAN got me thinking about the many creepy and animatronic toys of my childhood, when I would’ve absolutely KILLED for an American Girl doll that spoke. Limits of ‘90s tech meant that when these toys “talked,” they used cassette tapes, and when the batteries started to die, things got scary pretty fast. So! What not-quite-sentient and very creepy toy of the ‘90s is going to haunt YOUR dreams tonight?
Furby. I never had one, but those things are evil.
AHAHAHAHA, I got Furby 😂
This is extremely fitting given my one of my favorite movies in recent years:
https://youtu.be/ri9wf_1a8UI
OMG ANNA I forgot about this hilarious scene in this excellent movie 😂
I LOVE the video of the fairy flying right into the fireplace. Makes me laugh every time.
I got the ET Finger Light and wow, I had no idea this existed but now that I know about it, it is pretty scary! And it’s fitting that I got the toy for the GenX movie.
Ok but for real the PPE suits in ET scared the everloving shit out of me as a kid!! 😱
ME TOO LINNEA
It was the plastic tube tunnel things that got me!
Same! And when they climbed in the window 😱
I got the My Buddy doll, and yeah, those eyes look a little malevolent.
The most accurate quiz on the internet. I’ve only told maybe two people how much I begged my parents for a Teddy Ruxpin, to no avail, and somehow this quiz not only knows this, but also that, 30+ years later, I’m still sad about it.
same, sadie, same!
Sky Dancer! I didn’t know about these as a kid but I would’ve been so obsessed with it
Furby, the creepiest thing mass marketed to children!
also love how many questions could validly be answered with “slap bracelet” and am delighted to report that small children are still obsessed with those
ET finger light! I’ve never saw them in real life, but would be creepy.
So many fun 90’s memories in this quiz :)
I will not be M3GAN as just trailer creeps me out even a fully grown adult lol
Sky dancer which i never had as a kid but me and my sibling did get the “boy” version. I think they were called dragon flies?
You better believe we used to launch those things at each other faces.
Sky dancer!! One of my more manipulative moments as a child was throwing a fit during extended family photos, knowing if I shut up, my mom would buy me a sky dancer. It worked.
As a parent know, I both loathe and am proud of myself for such negotiations.
***now
This was fun! Furbies definitely are creepy. I never had one but a friend did and it was weird.
I also had a Sesame Street big bird that was like Teddy Ruxpin. Never was creepy. I always liked it a lot.
My Buddy doll, which seems about right. The song is immortal, so maybe the dolls are, too?
Also, omg the topsy-tail infomercial. If the best show ever (Carmen Sandiego) hadn’t been on [the list], I’d have been watching that infomercial again for sure.
omg Laura I am SO happy someone else remembers the topsy-tail
Sky Dancer! Those things HURT when your younger sister would aggressively launch it at you.
ET is a horror movie
when i was really young i had this recurring nightmare that began with my family watching ET, then the doorbell rang and it was KIDNAPPERS in white PPE suits and they took me to a paint store and put me in a time-out
A time out in the paint store!?!!!