No Filter: Well Hello, Samira! Looking Incredible as Always!

Welcome back to No Filter, the column where I round up a bunch of top notch celesbian IG content for your enjoyment!

Well hello Samira! It’s lovely to have you back, how have you been? Looking incredible as always!

Hayley! Hello! Uh, this advertising is working on me? Granted I have a weakness for perfume, perhaps I am just an easy target! Either way, I approve of this message?

You know what, Rahne? I cannot believe we are still in this shit! That hat though, I do… well, you know where this is going.

Okay if I am being entirely honest I got incredibly distracted when I noticed Jennifer Aniston liked this image, like, have they met?? When? Why? Do they chat?? If yes, about what? Does Jen know what Ashley does?? If yes can she tell me? This is what it like in my head all time, and yes, I am very tired.

Anyway, it is wild that Ashley can pull of that shade of yellow, but then again white women surprise me sometimes!

*nervously* It’s just…I just think Quinn seems…neat, you know? Like a person I’d love to talk to! For conversation reasons!

Hahahahahahahahahahha it’s so and cool and fine and normal that Janelle looks like this, hahahahahahahah I’m fine.

INT. CHRISTINA’S LIVING ROOM — NIGHT.

CHRISTINA and her housemate SHOSHANA are sitting on the couch, drinking wine, while Christina works on No Filter.

CHRISTINA
Gillian Anderson is so hot???

SHOSHANA
Yeah, she really is.

CHRISTINA
It’s untoward??

SHOSHANA
Yeah.

I just… women!

Look. I would not be myself if I did not admit that my attraction to Ali has grown *checks notes* yep, at least 33% since she has become a mom! Lucky her!

It always feels like world has righted itself when Nicey has a fully beat face and is fully snatched to the actual gods.

And finally, a very happy five year anniversary to Nat and Gigi!

(Full disclosure: I tried for a long time to work out a Last Five Years pun but honestly these two are better than Jamie and Cathy and do not deserve that!)

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Christina Tucker

Christina Tucker is writer and podcaster living in Philadelphia. Find her on Twitter or Instagram!

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  4. I thought at first that Rahne Jones’ comment said “in this shirt” and I was like well, you look pretty damn good in it so

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