feature image via @megan.leo.marx on Instagram
It only took 20 seasons of The Bachelor spanning 14 years, four spin-offs and two international franchises for two women from the show to start dating each other, but it finally happened. Twenty seasons spanning 14 years, four spin-offs and two international franchises for two women on the show to look around and realize they could just date each other. Not this man from a J.C. Penney catalogue.
Oh, and I would’ve waited another 20 seasons and 14 years. I would be in a group home at 95 and pause my mancala marathon to log on to my stories awaiting that gay spark. And then, if I had to haunt this mortal plane to finally witness the moment when the women on the show started eyeing each other at the cocktail party, I would.
Because I refuse to believe that this is what women really want:
I don’t care how straight you are, I refuse it. Which brother from the ABC Original Family Movie, Charity’s Distress, is the one for you? IT’S NONE OF THEM IT’S THE GIRL FROM THE SKATING RINK.
Also, you know what? I deserve this. With the hours I’ve logged into this show, my reward shouldn’t just be a feeling of gratitude that I’m not straight. I watched Bachelor in Paradise: After Paradise – I deserve to know that two women on The Bachelor probably shot a confessional being upset about something Kyle/Ben/Jamie/Geoff said and then went where the cameras couldn’t see them while stifling laughter and then made out.
This is also for every woman who’s been on The Bachelor. No one deserves to be compensated for going on national television to push an aggressive version of heterosexuality with gallons of pinot grigio. They deserve to be compensated with a fulfilling gay dating situation with a woman with whom you plan on hiring a professional photographer for your Instagram photos as a couple.
Megan Marx and Tiffany Scanlon said there were fireworks from the very first cocktail party on the last season of the Australian Bachelor. And ladies, if you can find love in a room full of cameras and women with eyes who want something from your soul trying to get a read on each other while mainlining booze, you absolutely deserve the love you’ve found. Congratulations, and welcome to the club!
THIS IS THE BEST THING
*pops champagne*
“I don’t care how straight you are, I refuse it. Which brother from the ABC Original Family Movie, Charity’s Distress, is the one for you? IT’S NONE OF THEM IT’S THE GIRL FROM THE SKATING RINK.”
It’s ALWAYS the girl from the skating rink, trust me.
*spins around in my oversized cowl neck sweater*
YOU WOULD! ;)
Those girls and their skates… :D
i want to lie my body down in this post like it’s a field of daisies on a breezy spring afternoon.
shhh everything’s fine now
everything about this feels so right
this couple for president
Real life beats fiction. Even UnReal couldnt have come up with this.
May I say this is the only case of two contestants falling for each other that WE know of,
I bet my ass there’s at least 3 more couples
2true 2be 4forgotten
and i believe there was a publicity thing going on with that story!
That made me unreasonably sad…
Pop the bubble, boys! Break out!
yes! i saw about this last night and immediately shared the news with at least 5 people, one of whom didn’t care at all and resented now knowing a fact about that tv show. glad you posted about it so i can enjoy the news with other people who understand, haha. this is all i’ve ever wanted from that show (besides, like, it just not existing and/or being wholly gay but let’s not get ahead of ourselves).
“besides, like, it just not existing” ahahahha
Erin, as one said a fewweks ago, go make yourself a pan of nachos
i really hope this kicks off a trend of queer ladies going on the bachelor in order to seduce other women
or just a whole show to ourselves where everyone’s intent is clear! tila 2qulia!!
100% yes, but i’m also Really Here For men being outraged because not enough attention is being paid to them
i live for it
I’m not over this I wanna get rosé drunk right now
yes the australian bachelor counts!!
the truth was not in the details for me on this but i updated the post to reflect it was the australian bachelor bc i love u and everyone after this news!!
Best story to ever come out of the news. Im 1000% here for this.
The BEST thing about this is that Megan was a front runner until about halfway through the show, a few episodes after Tiffany left and then was like “ok bye” when the Bach tried to give her a rose.
Her quitting was the best moment of the season hands down, it makes it ssssoooo much more satisfying to know she rode off into the queer sunset with another contestant.
And that comment needs put on a plaque!
I don’t know if it was my A+ priority message that I sent yesterday that led to this article or if you were just planning on writing about it anyway, but either way, this story just makes me so happy!
I told my mom about it and it even made her happy. I think mostly just because she hates the concept of The Bachelor to begin with. But also probably because this is the greatest love story of all time.
I hope they make a movie about it.
Since it is the plot of every movie I daydreamed about making when I was 20, I say YES would back 100%
I know I read a fanfic like this, but I can’t remember the fandom. Not two contestants, but a contestant and a producer. It was a lot of fun. This article is better, but I guess I’m just agreeing: this is a thing that should happen.
2016 has been quite the year for the love is real/love is a lie debate.
still on the side of “lie” but this makes it more fun anyway
They fell in love in a hopeless place
This has caused me to binge watch Burning Love unapologetically.
I can’t wait for the TV spinoff
I remain unconvinced that some of those guys are not actually the same person.
they look like stacking lego men
If we could just figure out how to reproduce without…… the little wiggly things….. and also, the sperm……then the universe would be PERFECT! Do I hear a ” hell yeah!!!”?
Sorry pop!, and grandpa!
I am so down for this, but my brain has been warped enough by UnReal that I think it’s a scheme. 2 people, fame-hungry enough to go on a Bachelor show, decide they don’t have to win the show, they can just hook up with each other and make their own fame.
I mean, it’s probably real, but doesn’t that seem exactly like a storyline from UnReal?
I see this kind of comment all the time and I just really don’t understand it. Not trying to be snarky here, but genuine question, can you think of a single person whose career into stardom has been launched by them saying they’re gay or starting to date a person of the same sex? I really don’t think that has ever happened.
it worked out really well on the very real and authentic show Faking It
I don’t buy it. Seems like an awful lot of effort for a hot minute of fame. Especially when half of that fame is going to be negative.
I hate that I can think of an example, but: t.A.T.u.
Yeah.
I totally get your point. But since we can never find out what ‘really’ happened, best to take it in good faith dont you think?
I just think that anyone who is willing to pretend to be queer for any reason is in fact a little bit queer. And I can’t imagine these two ladies feeling each other up as much as they do in their instagram posts without also feeling a little something in their pants. Just saying.
I’m so out of it the only thing on my mind is how is that bikini top staying on, and how do bikini tops in general stay on anyhow.
Boobs are complicated.
thank you erin for this gift.
ngl I couldn’t watch this series of the Bachelor because the main guy, Richie, was just so boring. But this development makes the whole torturous season worth it.
I’d also totally recommend following her instagram for some very cute and very gay pics of the two of them always at the beach
Check out Eliza Lentzski’s latest book from a few months ago, called “The Last Rose.” It’s this exact story. And it’s pretty funny.
Where can I find that book?
On Amazon! Here’s the link:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1535030593/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1477652490&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=eliza+lentzski&dpPl=1&dpID=51D9OeM55OL&ref=plSrch
Life imitating art! … this storyline happened years ago on “Burning Love”. An awesomely hilarious show with an awesomely hilarious cast. Watch it on Amazon Video if you haven’t seen it yet.
ERIN there is an openly queer contestant on the bachelor this season please please start recapping
YOURE KIDDING
One of the contestants refers to her “ex-girlfriend” in the previews!!! !! !!!!!!!
By openly queer I mean the producers are getting all the mileage they can get out of the fact that she mentioned an ex girlfriend but either way it’s a sign the universe wants you to recap #makeamericagayagain