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ever just log on
to chat with the carmax bot
coolcool me neither
sometimes i tear up
knowing my dog’s first google
would be the word ‘dog’
wish an unfriending
caused a notification
like a slide whistle
if i had siri
i’d ask her one thing daily:
where is flavortown
try this one weird trick
at finding true inner peace
delete your account
this is how it starts
been calling snapchat “snapshot”
soon i’ll be your dad
someone who’s not me
hulu-streamed interstellar
was it.. future me
#UNameItChallenge
will go down in history
as life’s greatest feat
on a dating app
“who wants to give me money”
was my “about me”
speaking of money
i’m out here connecting dots
on venmo romance
wish there were more ways
for content on instagram
maybe audio?
shout out to a friend
on their foray into sexts
bless you on this path
hey melbourne people
a lot of you follow me
what’s the dealio
the sims for twitter
a million dollar idea
to ruin us all
a town hall meeting
where we’re just reading our tweets
instead of concerns
or we’re all clubbing
live-tweeting the golden globes
music is pumping
anyway i’d play
who wants to fund this platform
leave us a comment
that one mailing list
when you don’t have it in you
to click unsubscribe
proud gmail owner
of the bakedziti account
forgot password tho
guess what has no chill
chrome’s ‘link devices’ feature
let a girl know damn
wacky 404s
are like big sips of water
on a desert hike
stay blessed ilu
wow same
OMG ERIN. I love you forever. I’m so glad yr gonna be in my radius soon. Favorites:
someone who’s not me
hulu-streamed interstellar
was it.. future me
that one mailing list
when you don’t have it in you
to click unsubscribe
i love to hear a fav. hey sarah cant wait to be in ur area too!!
I love this so much. – Soon I’ll be your dad.
adding ‘s’es to stores that dont end in ‘s,’ the WHOLE kit and kaboodle
Also bands! THE FALL OUT BOYS.
i would gchat with baked ziti every day
ahahaa as just like, the entity
but of course
“try this one weird trick
at finding true inner peace
delete your account”
Truer words were never spoken. These were a delight, thank you.
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since 2013 I have definitely called Snapchat “snipsnap” and Instagram “gramstagram,” so I’m right there with you
lol gramstagram
I have no idea how it started but I CAN’T STOP?! help
guess what has no chill
chrome’s ‘link devices’ feature
let a girl know damn
THE ACCURACY
Like wow did not sign up for that
someone who’s not me
hulu-streamed interstellar
was it.. future me
omg You ARE a dad
incepted
sometimes i tear up
knowing my dog’s first google
would be the word ‘dog’
This is the most perfect thing
so pure ;(
reading these haiku
makes the world wide web
feel small, after all
<3 <3 <3 thank u erin
GODDAMN i left out goddamn in the second line
(i see what you did there, ghost of grandma)
Ahahaha catherine <3
here as head of the transpacific Erin Appreciation Group – Melbourne chapter