Alice, Tasha, Helena and Papi spend 50% of their waking hours in Alice’s bed in this thrilling episode with special guest and passionate Tasha fan, Dr. Carmen Phillips of Autostraddle Dot Com! What is Marina doing here? How much shittier can Shane’s Dad be? How much traffic does OurChart ACTUALLY get? Why hasn’t Helena gotten any of her poker winnings? Who is Papi sprung about? Why is Angus still here? How hot does Bette look in a worksuit? Join us for a really funny episode sure to enable at least 1.5 hours of dissociation!
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As promised in the podcast, your visual aids and out of context screencaps exist below, with the context in the captions as indicated:

Riese: “This time there’s some women and there’s some colors”

Riese: “We cut to Vancouver, where it’s raining”

Riese: “He sent her ten thousand bouquets of flowers”

Carmen: “I love that shot so much…. you know [The Kiss]? I want them to take this picture of Tasha and Alice and make it poster size so I can hang it in my very adult bedroom.”

Carly: “Can you imagine wearing an entire sombrero on an entire trans-atlantic flight?”

Riese: “Dad goes to the bookshelf, pulls a book off the shelf, what book is it everybody? At first I thought it was Generation X by Douglass Copeland. It is not. It is Sum of Her Parts.”
Carly: “By Jennifer Shecter.”

Riese: “Also as he walks in, Alice does this turnaround where she like mouths to everybody ‘HELP ME'”

Carly: “Can you imagine being Leonard…. and you’re coming here to see this lesbian to be like why, what did you do to her, and then you walk in and there are three other women in her bed? That visual should’ve been it. He should’ve been like OH I get it.”

Riese: “I swear to God the woman who stands up and starts yelling was in Battlestar.”

Carly: “We see the phone and in all caps it says LEONARD KROLL IS IN MY BED”

The meeting that can’t start without Max

Carly: “I thought I knew the hotel, I think it’s the Standard.
Riese: “First of all I was like Carly will know what hotel this is, and second of all, I was like, why is everyone else at this pool wearing full clothing.”

Shay’s Wax t-shirt

Riese: “I would like to note that the screen at the beginning — they are looking at OurChart’s traffic and they are NOT getting 40,000 hits an hour.”

Carly: “Grace is wearing just the most gigantic cowboy boots I’ve ever seen.”

Bette’s HOT worksuit

Riese: “Then Marina comes up and sits on his lap and starts leering at Jenny?”

Carly: “They just go nuts with the spray paint and just deface the whole thing.”
Dr CP! Doing a wonderful job, as usual
Ha! Thank you!!
You also did amazing on that season 1 recap one
I always enjoy your participation
Agreed!
So happy to finally get rid of Shay
+1
Listen, the lesson of this episode is that when life gives you Leonard(s), make Leonard-aid
Is it a good lesson? Bed-jury’s still out
Comment award
<3
WELL DONE
So glad to hear someone who has the same problem with all of Tina’s comments on movies being that they’re “so visual”…
Yes Tina, they’re movies ! It’s a visual medium !
But now I’m thinking our resident cinephile Drew may have examples of non-visual cinema ? If that is a thing ?