Hello there doe-eyed friend, this post isn't safe for work, unless you work from home on your sofa in some cutoffs eating yogurt that's four days beyond its purported "best by" date, like some of us. Moving on, do you have sex? What kind of sex do you have? What kind of sex are you talking about today? Today we're talking about this kind of sex. This is our story.

Autostraddle Office Email, 9:42 AM
Lizz: Guys I'm in the most boring lecture ever. Like ever. Can we just email about sex or something? I suggest the topic of costumes. Does anyone have any really funny costumes they've had sex in?
Bren: You mean like furry/plushie situations?
Lizz: Maybe. Or like sexy costumes or like post-Halloween/costume party sex in which you're still in cos...