The Comment Awards Are Scissoring Like Billie Jean

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Hi cats and kittens! You hanging in there? It’s Friday! We’re here together! That’s something!

This week, Heather reviewed Professor Marston and the Wonder Women, a movie whose title I will never, ever get right if I’m not quoting it verbatim.

Carolyn’s here with advice for getting out of your head long enough to follow your… heart.

Are you a Melania Truther? These Amazon.com costumes might be for you.

In honor of Battle of the Sexes, which I am seeing today (squee!), Kayla’s got 11 Intentionally or Incidentally Homoerotic Haircut Scenes from Cinema, Ranked.

From Mey: Demi Lovato is amazing and strong and dating women in her new documentary.

For the queer trans girls who are in love and country strong: a playlist.

And then there were your comments!

On Tag Yourself in 17 Rejected Feature Images for My Link Roundup Today:

The Sweet Little Figs Award to Natalie and Carmen SanDiego:

Natalie: Is that doctor wearing a chef’s jacket? / Carmen SanDiego: Anyone who's seen Fried Green Tomatoes knows the secret's in the sauce.

And the Streets vs. Sheets Award to spookyscary:

17 in the streets 16 in the sheets

On It’s #GayleyKiyokoWeek on Twitter and Instagram, Which Means Hayley Kiyoko Kissing Girls:

The Cool for Kiyoko Award to Rous Rose:

Can #GayleyKiyokoWeek end with the announcement that Hayley and Demi Lovato are dating? (Or ‘Platonically making out all the time, as friendly gal pal buddies do’, in case the straight media beats Vapid Fluff to it.)

On “Supergirl” Episode 302 Recap: Fear, Herself:

The Petrificus Totalis Award to Katie:

You might say Kara was… Petrafied.

On Pop Culture Fix: Lena Waithe’s “The Chi” Looks Incredible Especially This Lesbian Millisecond and Other Stories:

The Fuller DVR Award to Carmen Phillips:

Riese, I watched both the Gilmore Girls sequel and each of the three seasons of Fuller House in under 24 hours each. I am “you people”.

On Top 7 Melania Trump Body Double Costumes on Amazon:

The Where In The World Did We Meet Award to Carmen SanDiego:

I think Melania permanently looks like she recognizes you but can’t remember your name or where you met.

And the Fulfilled by Amazon Award to Erica, Sarah and Valerie Anne (and the whole thread, honestly):

tag urself i’m michelle obama speechwriter

On 11 Intentionally or Incidentally Homoerotic Haircut Scenes from Cinema, Ranked:

The Shear Sexuality Award to Kristana:

Wait, is this how real lesbians scissor?

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14 Comments

  1. THIS WHOLE POST BROUGHT ME JOY thank you for my award I am now doubly fulfilled

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  2. I am also Fulfilled by Amazon! “Shear sexuality” was brilliant!
    Good stuff this week!

  5. Woooo hoooo!!!!

    I accept this week’s award on behalf of Stephanie, Michelle, Rory, and Lorelai.

    For all the guilty pleasure lovers of saccharine television out there, you have a sister in me.

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