The Comment Awards Are Getting Handsy

I got stuck in an elevator on the way to my office this morning and I only almost cried twice. Trust falls be damned, there’s no better co-worker bonding experience.

Here in the land of lezzes and lingerie (but mostly spell checks and email threads full of feelings) we had an especially hot week. It is Masturbation Month, after all. Need help celebrating? Look no further than 54 Pictures of Miley Cyrus Looking Really Gay. And you guys, the Masturbation Roundtable cannot be missed. Masturbation Roundtable forever. Speaking of doing you, check out this exciting new addition to the merch store! There was also, a HANDful of other goodies like idol worship over Zelda Fitzgerald,  french toast and queer travels in Georgia-the-country.

What exciting adventures did you have this week?

On Anonymous Sex Toy Review Squeel2:

The Let Me See Your Tootsie Roll Award to Bess Farris:

Bess Farris

On Masturbation Memory Roundtable:

The Handventurous Award to sunbathingturtle:

sunbathingturtle

The Thought Bubble Award to giles:

giles

On 54 Pictures of Miley Cyrus Looking Really Gay:

The Hey Girl Hey Award to Hi:

Hi

On NPR Appreciation Post:  Top Ten Gayest This American Life Episodes

The Spam Nonsense of the Week Award to Doyle:

Doyle

On Prairie Homo Companion: To Be More Like A Dog 

furcut

exhibit A

The Marika’s Ten Thousandth Comment Award Award to Marika:

Marika

 

 
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carrie is a nine to five office dweller in massachusetts. she loves waves, ​collects skateboards and is perpetually planning her escape from the northeast.

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8 Comments

  1. That Tootsie Pop comment made me diiiieeee when I saw it (which I think was about 2 seconds after it was posted because I’m so bored, guys).

    • The boredom becomes a really big problem when you’ve read every comment on an awesome article and then you see that the article has a new comment on it but it’s a reply to a different comment so you CTRL + F today’s date to find the new reply and you do that every single time you see there’s a new comment.

      Or maybe that’s just me.

      I really love Autostraddle.

  3. This is a much prouder moment than the one I described in order to get here.

  4. I saw the article and got the idea but wasn’t able to comment so I assumed someone else was going to get to it before me.

    • Boo. Maybe if you click it it takes you to a website emblazoned with rainbows and “NOPE YOU ARE WRONG” in large flashing migraine-inducing letters? That’s the ideal scenario.

    • Oh no!

      Many of the ads on AS are generated by an outside company and occasionally some homophobic ones show up (bc advert logarithms be crazy). If you email alex[at]autostraddle[dot]com she can remove it!

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