Hi sideways hearts!
Happy Wednesday to you and yours and welcome back to the weirdest space on the internet. This issue includes an epic long-spanning interview with Heather’s disinterested cat Quasar, a crossword puzzle that doubles as an eye test, and a Thelma and Louise playlist for riding in cars with girls.
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xoxo,
Chelsey & Heather
Of course Heather has a cat named Quasar. And that tells me (because astronomy!) that I need to head to The Planet.
WAIT. Isn’t there an actual ARTICLE on Autostraddle about how to ignore/avoid someone at a party? Feel like it’s relevant to the dear sour question.
Wait, I found it:
http://www.autostraddle.com/hooray-its-a-party-a-queer-holiday-horrortale-208153/
I have no idea what idea what “Rear Window Brew” is about/referencing, but 13 is my lucky number, so as with any elevator button, I’d bash it like 30 times.
Also, like yeah, it’s rude of Quasar not make time for one simple interview, but–and maybe it’s just me–but I feel like that can easily be overlooked when there’s cat spooning.
cat spooning is honestly the best. I hope everyone in the world gets spooned by a cat at least once in their life.
The crossword combined my two favorite things, queer tv and puzzles! Solved it in <3 minutes.
I feel like the L Word has fewer murderers than PLL or OITNB, so I vote for floor 7.
I have deep respect for your crossword skills!
Well, now I want macarons. And an adorable cat friend. Actually I pretty much always want both macarons and an adorable cat friend, but this article reminded me of the fact.
that’s pretty much my dream life, too.
Omg no Laura and Luna, am I going to have to write my own fanfic to feed the craving?
OMG IF YOU WRITE THAT I WILL TOTALLY PUBLISH IT IN THE NEXT BEE. I AM NOT KIDDING AROUND WITH THIS SALLY
give the people what they want, Sally
SALLY MAKE THE MAGIC
I feel like Laura and Luna has so much Elizabeth Bennet/Mr. Darcy potential.
A+ reporting from Heather. Quasar’s interview is purrfect.
I just want to say that the choose your own gay-dventure inspired me to use a choose your own adventure theme in a training I delivered and it went swimmingly and people were super impressed. So thank you for that. :)
Oh and the Planet!
Gay + TV + crossword! Nothing else today will be able to top this.
“those scissoring t-shirts from the gift shop”… very Meta, yes? Very on-brand. I admire how on-brand and meta this site is constantly, thank you.
Also, Litchfield!!!
The Planet!!!