Stormy Daniels, the adult-film actress and dancer who came into the public eye this past March when she courageously filed a lawsuit against certified overcooked idiot and alleged President, Donald J Trump, has come out as bisexual on social media.
Apparently, Stormy Daniels’ attorney, Michael Avenatti, was in a twitter feud with right-wing shithead Tomi Lahren regarding Trump’s decision to celebrate a college football team’s success with Big Macs and cold french fries. Eventually, another Twitter user, who’d clearly been enjoying their popcorn, suggested that Stormy engage Tomi in a fist fight. Do y’all remember that MTV claymation show Celebrity DeathMatch? I think about that a lot.
Daniels replied, “I’d enjoy using my fists on her… take that how you will. *wink wink.*” When asked by followers if this was a lesbian thing, she revealed:
Tomi Lahren has since moved on to talking shit about Cardi B and Alexandra Ocasio Cortez, while Stormy has been tweeting about the MAGA bigots at the Indigenous People’s March and sex workers’ rights. (It is important to note that Cardi B has accurately informed noted racist Tomi Lahren “Leave me alone I will dog walk you.”)
When told it was unbelievable that any woman would want cunnilingus from Stormy, she responded:
When told that her bisexuality was merely performative, she responded:
In the thread that ensued, many members of the LGBT community expressed their appreciation of and for Stormy Daniels. In response to the above tweet that asked Stormy, “Aren’t you just a paid man-pleaser?”, one wise tweeter named Jon Rudolph astutely noted, “On some level, aren’t we all just paid man-pleasers?” Indeed we are, Jon. Indeed we are.
What an awesome reveal !
I love and support all (almost all) my fellow bisexuals, but in a way, isn’t it extra sad that she had a whole world of women to date and still chose to sleep with Donald Trump?
It’s not really the same situation when it’s for money. It’s a time honored sex worker tradition to sleep with shit men and then use the money to treat yourself and your girlfriend.
I’d like to nominate this for a comment award. Like, the comment award hall of fame.
hahaha this was literally the closing line of the essay i wrote for A+ about sex work so i can attest to this time-honored tradition:
https://www.autostraddle.com/lyings-the-most-fun-a-girl-can-have/
Stormy Daniels.
In a time of despairing poverty, open LGBTQ phobia and rampant corruption, a land in turmoil cried out for a hero..
Forged in the heat of some real bullshit
*bulgarian choral music*
Her courage will change the world
OMG Lex – I’ve had Carmina Burana: O Fortuna playing in my head for like the last 24 hours because of your comment.
I’m not sorry and have a devious plan hatched to get the more hero adventure-y sounding Bulgarian stuck in your head rather than the epic tragedy sounds of dramatic choral Latin
Give it a listen I double dog dare ya:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFgzzWT3zX4
and be as trapped as me with a language you’ll never have capacity to sing along with stuck in your head
Wooooowwww
hahahahahahha s/o to Jon Rudolph
yay Stormy!!! She’s so great.
“On some level, aren’t we all just paid man-pleasers?”
❤💜💙
“On some level, aren’t we all just paid man-pleasers?”
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Riese, I also think about Celebrity DeathMatch a lot. Mostly about how its the type of programming we truly need in these troubled times. Although nowadays a 9-year-old with an iPhone, some clay, and a YouTube account could make it.
It’s a 20biteen miracle!!