Gaga acknowledged Madonna’s existence and the world didn’t end!

Now is the winter of our lesbian content made glorious summer by this wrap-up of the season’s gay parts.

“This woman found the riskiest, weirdest thing to be, at any particular moment, and then she became it.”

Remember when Leonardo DiCaprio still looked like a girl?

“I would love to represent because we know that there are tons of people who experience something like that and it’s not comical for them in their lives—what they are going through that we are representing.”

Oh look, Saturday Night Live managed to do something both offensive and not funny!

In which we talk about the future with Bklyn Boihood, “a collective that provides visibility and promotes the empowerment of masculine of center bois, lesbians, queers, trans-identified studs, doms, butches and AGs of color.”

Less than 24 hours after lawsuit filed, the school decides it’d probs make more sense just to let ’em walk. We still don’t know what anybody’s wearing, though.

In today’s edition of “I am gay and want to do things anyway,” gays are still trying to legally be in love, around the world, and state rights are still proving to be ineffective ways to govern the love lives of American gay people (ahem).

This week we all learned about what can happen if you drink too much. For example this recap.

“Life-ruining news is like great gossip, it must be shared immediately, and with as many people as you can possibly reach. So here I am.”

b.) Did I already miss The View?

I hope you appreciate the massive number of awards I give out each week.

Are you a straight guy? Do you wonder if your girlfriend might be a lesbian? I have some things to say to you that may or may not help. Lots of over-sharing.

EMILY CAN OPEN HER OWN DAMN DOOR

Critics say MTV’s Skins USA’s resident lesbian ‘Tea’ is “the most original character out of the entire cast” and “unlike anything seen on American television” and “authentic in a TV world full of manufactured gay teens”

Not all gay kids are depressed — and not all straight kids are happy. In The New York Times’ “Gay or Straight, Teenagers Aren’t So Different,” experts discuss new research and make salient points. This whole thing reminds me of “Pump up the Volume.”

Johnny Weir finally comes out / wants the world to know that he’s a big queer/has a new book coming out, James Franco is totally cool with you thinking he’s gay, Lady Gaga performs “Someone to Watch Over Me” and the People’s Choice Awards were so gay last night.

Ramin Setoodeh returns to his exalted position as Worst Person of the (Gay) (News)Week.

Confused by what happened in California today? Don’t worry, so is everyone else.