If you can make out there, you can make out anywhere.

Tips for introducing that girl you’ve been dating to your uber-hetero friends. Plus how to throw a gin bucket party! So much relevancy to so many of your interests.

Meet Amber Elizabeth, because you’re gonna see her real soon at the Dinah Shore Weekend: “At first, when [my Mom] heard about me playing football in underwear she was a little skeptical, so we just agreed to disagree.”

If only the outrage over a rehabilitated 29-year-old woman becoming the personal and financial property of a man she dislikes was half as loud as the chorus that once proclaimed her outfits degrading to women.

Santana joins an unprecedented number of queer teens on TV right now, and looks damn good doing it.

Skins UK’s Franky isn’t a lesbian and she isn’t bisexual and she isn’t straight. Franky just likes people. No really, Franky just likes people.

When you have one of those days when you look at the container of paper clips on your desk and think “Is this all that I am now?”, it’s time to take action.

Gaga acknowledged Madonna’s existence and the world didn’t end!

Now is the winter of our lesbian content made glorious summer by this wrap-up of the season’s gay parts.

“This woman found the riskiest, weirdest thing to be, at any particular moment, and then she became it.”

Remember when Leonardo DiCaprio still looked like a girl?

“I would love to represent because we know that there are tons of people who experience something like that and it’s not comical for them in their lives—what they are going through that we are representing.”

Oh look, Saturday Night Live managed to do something both offensive and not funny!

In which we talk about the future with Bklyn Boihood, “a collective that provides visibility and promotes the empowerment of masculine of center bois, lesbians, queers, trans-identified studs, doms, butches and AGs of color.”

Less than 24 hours after lawsuit filed, the school decides it’d probs make more sense just to let ’em walk. We still don’t know what anybody’s wearing, though.

In today’s edition of “I am gay and want to do things anyway,” gays are still trying to legally be in love, around the world, and state rights are still proving to be ineffective ways to govern the love lives of American gay people (ahem).

This week we all learned about what can happen if you drink too much. For example this recap.

“Life-ruining news is like great gossip, it must be shared immediately, and with as many people as you can possibly reach. So here I am.”

b.) Did I already miss The View?

I hope you appreciate the massive number of awards I give out each week.