“By the way, just to keep the record straight, I was fucking HER! She wasn’t “fucking Lea DeLaria”! I’M THE TOP!”

Maybe my mom was onto something. Maybe family really is everything, so long as you build it yourself.

This week on Glee, everybody sang Billy Joel songs and everything hurt!

This week on Glee, enthusiastic children danced and sang and broke walls as William Schuster toed the blurred line between “the worst” and THE WORST.

You may be experiencing Lesbian Prison Show Withdrawal Syndrome, and it’s a very serious condition. Go ahead and download yourself a dosage of the Aussie prison drama Wentworth!

Luckily there are other scouting alternatives for your kids!

“I would love to know how much money this show spends on snakes, drummers, and chalk.”

This week on Glee, Santana Lopez and Dani fall madly in love in three minutes, which lez be honest is kinda realistic.

Breaking the Girls is not the kind of movie where you are going to see RuPaul in short-shorts. Not unless RuPaul’s corpse is in short-shorts when they find him floating facedown in a SoCal jacuzzi.

I’ma let you finish, but Autostraddle had one of the best MTV VMA liveblogs of all time! Of all time!

“I am afraid help will come too late to someone in my life. I am afraid that closets become coffins.”

Crack is wack.

It’s a difficult task to find a place that isn’t gay-friendly. It’s Vermont, you guys. You want to know where the gaybourhood is? Burlington is the gaybourhood.

“Emotional writing heals physical wounds.”

What drug were the Glee writers on while designing this year’s Christmas special? That question and more will not be answered in this week’s recap!

The books of Orange is the New Black, diversity in kids’ books, heroic librarians, subtle ways of convincing those around you to read your favorite childhood novels and more.

bell hooks is still right, Hillary Clinton becomes a thing of television history, and Aubrey Plaza looks great in those glasses.

Someday I will write an article comparing this entire show to Harry Potter, but today is not that day.

“Will I have to leave my boxer briefs at home in lieu of high-waisted, thin, cotton lady panties under my kick ass uniform during Basic Training?”

This week in lit: bookshelfies, queer superhero power couples, Bi: Notes for a Bisexual Revolution, a pop-culture feminist syllabus and more.