In which we get a dozen different emotions for the price of one.

“If you want to make people feel kinda weird or sad for you, just pour some gin in a glass or bowl and dip watermelon chunks in it and eat it while you watch home improvement shows on a saturday afternoon.​”

So, this article about the GLAAD “Where We Are on TV” report basically turned into an encyclopedia of LGBTQ female characters we’re gonna see in 2014-2015.

We’re all striving for something — and that’s actually totally okay.

These costumes will make you look real smart and cool, even though you may have to keep describing who you are all night, but that’s OK.

Yeah right, like she WASN’T going to drink for those 48 hours of freedom.

Sofia Vergara was literally put on a pedestal, and Modern Family beat Orange Is The New Black.

In which Maura makes a friend, the siblings continue to make terrible interpersonal choices, and also there are some geese.

It’s the season finale of Orange is the New Black, and so much shit is about to go down. Ride with me.

Jim Gordon and Renee Montoya are your new BrOTP. Welcome to the future.

This week on Faking It, Girls Night becomes “Lots of Girls Night”!

If you liked this app, then you’ll like that app. Think of it as a 100th birthday present from me to you.

Have you seen the preview for Amazon Prime’s new trans woman-centered dramedy Transparent? We have, and we have very conflicted feelings about it.

“I didn’t know much about gardens, in general, but what I was working with seemed less like the married person’s vegetable patch the church described and more like a Narnian wonderland full of infinite magical possibility.”

It’s time to introduce you to my last and final monsters. These were the people I had wanted from the very beginning, actually, they were pretty fully realized into their own identities — working with everyone else in the project involved pulling out their narratives a lot more to get what we wanted, but for these three… my muses! It was not so difficult.

“This not just your average poetry reading with people standing stoically reading prose or page poetry. This is a rock show of poetry. This is aggression, fierceness, tenderness, passion, tears and jubilance.”

Aside from our deep Marceline feelings, however, is the plain and simple fact that Marceline has presented all over the fashion spectrum — from androgynous to straight-up femme — all while looking effortlessly like a rock star.

No seriously, pretty much Gavin McInnes is the only one who can truly understand why Terry Richardson is misunderstood, rape culture is NBD, and transphobia saves trans people from themselves.

“That instinct, to lie or protect the men who abuse us, is hard to explain. It comes from being afraid of the person who is abusing you, of course, but also afraid for the changes that honesty will force. We don’t want to endanger the men who hurt us, because we love them and we don’t think we can live without them… If anything, my identification as a feminist made the idea of disclosing the abuse even more difficult, because I thought it was something I was letting happen to me and it embarrassed me.”

In which a number of plans go awry.