A homosexy lesbionic experience that takes us right back to t.A.T.u., and this time with no weird schoolgirl outfits.

“Sorry I was tripping balls at your birthday party and almost got everyone killed with a t-shirt cannon.”

“Stahma Tarr has undergone one of the most remarkable patriarchy-smashing story arcs I’ve ever seen, just a straight up Squib-to-Slytherin transformation that actually all started when she fell in love with another woman.”

Pretty Little Liars season 6 looks terrifying, Jessica Williams celebrates The Hate Class of 2015, Miley Cyrus tag-teams with Joan Jett to fight LGBT homelessness, and Shonda Rhimes is launching another diverse show.

Luisa returns to Jane the Virgin with a new girlfriend, Root gets closer to finding Shaw on Person of Interest, Nyssa gets engaged (and not in a good way) on Arrow, Maggie takes a pregnant woman home on Younger, and more!

One Big Happy is getting funnier and funnier, Nyssa Al Ghul is back to kicking ass on Arrow, and Sam and Laura finally go on their honeymoon on Newlyweds: The First Year.

Sure, some things need to be said when they need to be said, but apparently “that’s the guy from Lost!” is not one of those things?

The difference between theory and practice in non-monogamy, legitimizing your own sexual desire, vaginas that smell like peaches and more.

Happy Halloween! Have a brand new lesbian character dressed as a dinosaur!

In “The Devil Wears Land’s End,” Mindy accidentally goes on a date with a lesbian and then her butch girlfriend shows up AND IT’S JULIE GOLDMAN.

Due to the fact that Arizona and Callie are stuck with Another Baby as their storyline, liberties were taken to spice up this week’s recap. You’re welcome, America.

So, this article about the GLAAD “Where We Are on TV” report basically turned into an encyclopedia of LGBTQ female characters we’re gonna see in 2014-2015.

Tops and bottoms. What do you think? Is it that simple? Also; sex toy gift guide for you and/or your lovah, masturbation mapping, confessions of a teenage bisexual, someone just noticed spring awakening, sex worker blogs and an education in orgasms.

Someone is going to die on tonight’s “Pretty Little Liars” mid-season finale! Who will it be? Maybe it will be you! But probably it will be Mona.

Talk dirty to me. But not like Jason Derulo, more like Janelle Monae in the Electric Lady Video, ok? Tell me ’bout your summer, baebae.

I have a historic amount of good gay news for you today, and you won’t wanna miss a thing.

Breaking news from the ultra important international headquarters of quiltbaggery: Jackie Cruz, who plays Flaca on Orange is the New Black and is an absolute certified babe, is the same chick who made out with Kourtney Kardashian in a lesbian club after they took that weird art class together.

Unless you have the memory of an elephant and/or for some reason Don’t Like Journals (methinks you might be on the wrong website) then you’re gonna want to be recording your adventures as you learn and develop as a tarot reader.

Eileen Myles poems, reading poetry, topless reading parties, excerpts from An Untamed State and more.

This is an OPEN THREAD for you to talk about anything and everything. Come on in, the water’s non-existent.