It turns out that what you thought were women’s issues are actually just “shiny objects!”

Actually, I love the image that comes from being from the same state as the Honey Boo Boo Child herself.

This week was “DIVA” week, which means Santana Lopez was back in full force and none of the new kids really had any lines.

It’s One Million Moms versus JCPenney… again.

“It is not often that governors directly lobby the people of their state to get a bill passed.”

Now that marriage equality has passed in New York state, one organization is turning its attention towards gender identity protection in the workplace.

“The fact is, I’m gay, always have been, always will be, and I couldn’t be any more happy, comfortable with myself, and proud.”

This week on “The Real L Word,” everybody got married to dolphins!

“If people really come to care about homeless gay teens, it means that they’re willing to care about more than gay marriage or cute pictures of weddings at city hall.”

Notre Dame has approved an LGBT student organization and the club must preach chastity for LGBTQ students. Which makes me think maybe we should take our gay money elsewhere.

“Whether [President Banda] will be able to overcome centuries of entrenched homophobia and help Malawi become one of the few African countries without anti-gay laws remains to be seen, but her political savvy and credentials in the women’s rights movement make her a fairly strong candidate.”

This week’s comment awards were brought to you by the letter “I” for “Incredible.” Which is what Community Managerette Carrie is.

“It felt so divorced from having known me, from having known somebody who’s gay. I was just stunned.”

It’s a moving picture show on the internet.

In a perfect example of how this campaign is becoming an elementary-school-style cry for attention,  Americans’ evenings were recently rudely interrupted when they were texted anti-gay and anti-Obama messages.

“We’re losing on that one, especially among the 20- and 30-somethings: 65 to 70 percent of them favor same-sex marriage.. we’ve probably lost that.”

“I’ve dedicated my entire life to documenting queer lives. I wanted to make sure I document (LGBTI) lives. All my major projects are gone.”

You guys, what if Republican donors made gay marriage happen in New York. Like really, what if.

This isn’t the kind of gay marriage we’ve been fighting for.

In high school Mitt Romney and his friends jumped some kid and forcibly cut off all his hair while he screamed and cried. Romney thinks this is mostly NBD.