Fisting a watermelon, orgasm denial, new sex positions, talking about porn in academia and more.

The Ceramix No. 10 vibrator is the worst sex toy I have ever tried. At least it’s pretty.

Every year on Hourly Comics Day we get some wonderful journal comics from some of the best artists on the web. It’s a great way to learn more about the artists you love and see what their art looks like when they’re being casual and just having fun. Also, you’re gonna love Jonesy!

“I don’t especially want to be gay, but If I was, no big deal, and who knows?”

A Q&A with Julia Nunes and behind-the-scenes photos from her new “Make Out” video.

Ruby Rose gets a GLAAD honor, Sarah Paulson talks about my favorite show to one of my favorite people, Julie Goldman snags a role on a new ABC lesbian-themed sitcom (!!), The Family’s lesbian lifetsyle blogger, behind the scenes of Carol and more!

“Most clearly I remember your eyes with a kind of teasing smile in them, and the feeling of that soft spot just northeast of the corner of your mouth against my lips.”

“My goopy brain instantly convinced me that this event would singularly make or break our relationship and that if it went poorly it would be my fault. But I swallowed my anxiety and said yes. Then I immediately started thinking about my outfit.”

Your heroes on what it’s like to not be a straight white male in Hollywood, 72% of LGBT speaking characters are men, an Oscar voter on why Carol “gets on his nerves,” Kate McKinnon on Ellen, Cameron Esposito’s new show, Ava DuVernay’s “Wrinkle in Time” adaptation and more!

You’ve had a hard week, maybe you’d like to watch this video of Ellen Page’s dog trying to eat xylophone mallets instead.

“How exactly do I make new friends, especially queer ones? This is the first time I’ve been not-in-school for a long time.”

Come eat food made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders! No, just kidding. We’re just hanging out and chatting it up in this Friday Open Thread.

The Sazerac isn’t for the faint of heart, because really it is only liquor (including that green fairy, absinthe).

Emily almost gets some action but then discovers the girl she’s wooing doesn’t have a TV and calls the whole thing off.

And seriously, Cara? The Eiffel Tower? I thought you were COOL.

Breaking: Kreayshawn has a time machine, Hannah Hart made Ingrid Nilsen a very sweet birthday tribute post, and Lena Waithe is still a babe.

Topics include Gawker losing the Hulk Hogan case, digital media’s lack of geographic diversity, analytics-driven content production, Genius annotating personal sex stories, drinking with your clients and other crucial stories!

A lesbian firefighter was harassed and discriminated against for years by her co-workers and her complaints were ignored by her superiors; Tennessee’s “bathroom bill” is dead, at least for now; Ani DiFranco cancelled an upcoming show in North Carolina, Georgia is investigating the treatment of LGBT prisoners in their prisons and more news.

This month on the A+cast we’re nailin’ it — literally and figuratively — with tales of nails in all their meanings. On your hands, in carpentry, in a super cool queer nail salon, at A Camp — they’re everywhere these days!

Topics include private policing in Detroit, The Hunger Games, AirBnB, the Troubled Teen boot camp, women’s prison, Zola’s true story, being a guest star on “Friends” and moar!