You shed your uterine lining every few weeks! Or maybe you suppress that shedding and call it day! Either way, we want to talk about how that’s going.

“god forbid I delete that flirty note I drafted in 2014 to the hot babe from Alaska with the sexy tattoos inviting them to come visit me on my queer commune in rural Southern Oregon if they so pleased, you know?”

Did someone say they needed me to answer 19 questions in one post?? No, they did not, but I did it anyway!!

“President Trump has a magnetic personality and exudes positive energy, which is infectious to those around him.” ??!!!

We’re looking for a Fashion/Beauty Editor and a few new Staff Writers to join our team! Also: we pay!

“Smashing the patriarchy and organizing for a rape crisis center on our college campus while also taking a gender studies class. Also I was a data point in her thesis. It was about gender neutral housing.”

I’ll be doing a read-a-thon, nbd. What are you up to? Get in here and tell me about it!

Hallmark now has an LGBTQ collection including cards to celebrate transition, Justin Trudeau and Joe Biden are white men that are acceptable humans I guess okay, Wal-Mart settles landmark lawsuit brought by lesbian employees, a sexy new video from Keeana Kee, and more neat-o skeat-o stuff!

Plus: Lena Waithe opens up about her Master of None coming out episode, Arrested Development is coming back again, the first trailer for Battle of the Sexes, and more info on Aubrey Plaza’s new movie.

Bless #KenOfCenter, forever and ever amen.

“I love being gay because I get to call these brilliant and vibrant queers my friends and family.”

Mara Wilson got in bed with me, and we talked metal health, the emotional memory of elephants, sandwiches, bisexuality, and Trunchbull’s stance on the LGBTQ community. Yup.

You’re an outrageous miracle! I am so fucking glad you ate a sandwich!

Just what it sounds like. Also, Clea DuVall, Cameron Esposito and the Quin twins are up to something and Brittani Nichols got a haircut.

“Calculate how many ‘free’ airline snacks you would need to eat to break even on the cost of your plane ticket.”

So grateful to our exes for opening our eyes to these tips and tricks and vital life skills. No really, we’re actually grateful. Sarcasm-free.

It wasn’t a death dream! Our favorite beautiful bisexual genetic science mastermind is alive!

Then I met Summer, a junior counselor at the Christian summer camp I went to between sixth and seventh grade. Summer wore a different band shirt almost every day: Rolling Stones, Grateful Dead, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Led Zeppelin. She told me she loved classic rock, and without hesitating, I said “me too.”

“This is only tangentially related to your question, but I think about the same girl nearly every time I put on mascara.”

“a new column called The Thrifty Tomboy and i talk about costco for 1,200 words
per day”