Plus, Sarah Paulson chewing through scenery in the new season of American Horror Story as only she can, Motherland: Fort Salem’s season finale was INTENSE, and BET’s The Ms. Pat Show is turning out laughs from the most unexpected places.

Plus updates on A Million Little Things, Good Trouble, Gotham Knights, How I Met Your Father, The Watchful Eye, Truth Be Told, and Survivor! That’s so many shows! Get in here!

The phrase “lesbian vampire” might be one of the most titillating combinations of words in the English language.

Plus! Updates on Survivor, 9-1-1, All American, Vampire Academy, Home Economics, and Station 19!

Join me on a journey deep into herstory while we answer questions on topics including racism in the AAGPBL, whether or not there really were that many lesbians, queer bar culture of the 1940s and the popularity of women’s softball.

This year especially I’ve striven to put the spotlight on books that haven’t gotten a lot of mainstream attention.

“It was a political statement to portray sex, to portray queer sex, as it was to demand civil rights in the daytime.”

Plus updates on All American, Noami, and the queer cheftestants on Top Chef!

Good first date movies for lesbians haven’t always been easy to come by, what with all the death and dismemberment—but now there are dozens! Dozens!

Sara and Ava go back to summer camp together to try to save missing kids and give Ava some childhood memories of her very own.

Surprise! A League of Their Own keeps winning!

Riverdale ends tonight. Let’s take a long (but non-exhaustive) stroll down gay memory lane.

“Siri, can you please lock me out of Twitter?”

“i’m going to take a shower and see if it [amy lee voice] wakes me up inside”

“ANYWAY YEAH come get a scorpion!”

Home Video isn’t universal. It’s not even universally queer. It’s solely and specifically Lucy Dacus.

Three Taissas have frightening encounters with eyeballs (or lack thereof); Misty wants wings; and Shauna and Jackie have a bff fight.

Ellie and Joel continue their journey west to find Uncle Tommy, and find a lot more than they bargained for.

Plus updates on Hightown, Nancy Drew, Legacies, A Million Little Things, and All American.

Say hello to the 14 (yes, you heard that right!) new writers who are helping to make Autostraddle brighter and sharper.