After the powerful stream of water was done ricocheting off my asshole, I turned the bidet off and gave my girlfriend a standing ovation. 

But sometimes it shows its work on only the most basic level.

This was my first time with a girl and my first time with a fellow femme and it was hot and gentle and earnest and soft, soft, soft.

Are you a cucumber melon gay or a warm vanilla sugar gay?

Santana Lopez and Brittany S. Pierce, Everything Sucks’ Kate and Emaline, All American’s Coop, and Heartstopper’s Elle to name a few. This round features some of the most celebrated queer characters on television, and they need your vote!

Plus updates on Survivor, All American, Accused, The Watchful Eye, How I Met Your Father, Gotham Knights, Good Trouble, and A Million Little Things.

“The 80s welcome you back with a glass of lemonade in a clear plastic glass with lemons on it, and a smile on its face.”

Benedetta is lesbian nun camp melodrama, Ryan Murphy’s Pray Away is fucking harrowing, people are still watching the heck out of Legend of Korra, and more!

Take a gay road trip to all 50 states right on your couch with queer fiction, memoirs and graphic novels set all across the United States.

Plus, you don’t want miss Carmen’s fits of the week! They’re extra gay!

Orko is the worst part of He-Man. Orko does, however, get points for simply refusing to have their body perceived.

As the discourse around queer actors playing queer parts heats up, there is increasing pressure on actors with queer parts to come out.

“If I was a drink, I’d be bagel store coffee: better in the morning, culturally Jewish, a lil dull, a lil sweet, always reliable.”

Publishing loves its dystopian novels, and true utopias feel even nicer for their scarcity.

A lot of different arguments could be made as to the truth behind the Antler Queen veil, and I have accordingly put on my high school debate team hat to try to make several different cases at once, concluding with my final and favorite theory.

111. I wrote hundreds of love letters to Janet Jackson. I never sent them, but was convinced that we would end up married some day.

It’s Banned Books week. We can do our part and get reading.

“I’m just as much an actor as I am a transfeminine person. Actor feels like part of my gender identity.”

It is not too late for you! Every day, we wake up and make our lives anew. What do you want your life to be today?

It’s a nesting doll of magnificent weirdness watching someone as over the top as Kate McKinnon try to add substance and subtlety to someone as over the top as Carole Baskin.