Let’s break it down by uncomfortably accurate fashion stereotype. High school students listen up — this is relevant to your interests.

What does the Penn State sex abuse scandal have to do with gay adoptive families? Oh, that’s right, nothing.

The reader’s digest version: People in charge: “Hunky dory,” Gay lady: “Swimmingly,” Gay guy: “Ehh, pretty good,” Republicans: “Danger Will Robinson!,” Gay soldiers’ organizations: “Please sir, I want some more.”

I hate everyone.

Modern Family, New Girl and Happy Endings were all new this week. Did you wach them? ‘Cause we did.

Jamey Rodemeyer loved Lady Gaga, made an It Gets Better video, had a cute tumblr, and now he is dead.

This is what a repeal of DADT looks like at a gay community center in Oklahoma.

Is Harold Camping’s Doomsday Affecting Your Travel Plans?

When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way from Quinn’s first cigarette to this storyline’s last dying day

The closer this show gets to Girl-on-Girl Culture, the better it will be. It hasn’t quite gotten there yet.

Who doesn’t love a love story? Let’s congratulate the happy couple and learn a little more about them! I wonder how they feel about karaoke.

This annual gigantic gift guide features all our wants, needs and desires. Or some of them, at least.

Why don’t you take a picture? It’ll last longer.

Is this real. What is happening. I don’t even

Thursday night TV! Comedy! Funny people! Laughter! Who needs dramas?

The lesbian couple who rescued 40 kids from Utoya Island, the killer’s anti-feminist anti-gay manifesto and an abbreviated story of what happened.

Gay people all over the world are running successfully for office, progressing the universe toward more gay equality small step by small step, and eating pizza and/or ice cream with a joint in our hands. Obviously.

Fred Karger, the man who would be a gay Republican president, has been denied participation in the upcoming California Republican Convention.

Can you fall in love and have a successful relationship with somebody you’ve never met?

From Acromantula to Zonko’s, we have all your Harry Potter needs right here, including a Harry Potter corn maze.