Jenna is driving and Melissa is faking babies. Don’t worry though, Emily’s hair is still blowing softly in the wind.

If you’ve ever wanted to give podcasts a try but didn’t know where to start, here is where you should start. By listening to me. I have opinions.

Today is Sunday and the Internet still exists. Here’s what you missed!

“I wish that people thought of it as a place to come on a Saturday afternoon, because it is important and it’s special. It’s not just about the things. It’s about having this home.”

Runner-ups for rhymes include: graham flours, kilometers per hours, artificial flowers, ivory towers and nuclear powers.

It doesn’t make any sense. That’s because it’s a love story.

Argentina, Chile and Cuba all made strides in LGBT rights last week! What a wonderful world we live in!

This week on Glee, everybody sang especially loud and Carrie Bradshaw did Lea Michele’s hair!

This is where I’d tell you exciting things about the teaser and cast for Season 3 of The Real L Word, if there were any. I had frozen pizza for lunch!

Obama has just announced he personally supports gay marriage.

Musical theater songs with lyrics and/or music by women for all of your moods, especially if your mood is “obscure.”

This week on Glee: Brittany and Santana communicated through silent, lesbian brainwaves and Kurt and Blaine yelled at each other in Whitney Houston lyrics.

Roses are red, violets are gay, if you want a queer symbol, we’ve got an array.

Let’s take a video-guided tour of the movement called ‘female rap’ with appearances by Salt-n-Pepa, Aaliyah, Lil’ Kim and more! Also, there’s a playlist.

Can we pause and enjoy our reunion right now?

Megan Rapinoe plays soccer and has excellent hair. It is likely that you will appreciate her for these and other reasons.

Topics include Carl Sagan explaining why he smokes weed, The Great Zucchini, an innocent man on death row, The Huffington Post, the cost of being a lady writer in NYC and The War Against Youth.

“You should come by so we can show you how good and gay this gemütlichkeit thing can truly be.”

In which Spencer makes some confusing sock choices, creepy dolls are revealed to be creepy and I give my final predictions for the season finale.

Remember that time the electricity went out and Laura couldn’t do the comment awards? Happy Friday!