Though I lived my life truly believing I had an expiration date, I made the decision that I deserved one last day that would be the best day of my life. I figured I owed it to myself.

Topics include teaching in New Orleans, Jewish camp, domestic abuse, “scenes from a group marriage,” arson, the LA riots, Miss USA pageants, Washington’s chef Hercules and so much more!

After many (many) hours, you’ll have a quilt all ready to grace your bed, sofa or chair with its warmth, charm and I-made-that-ness.

Registration is open for three Feminist Camp programs! Each provides participants with the opportunity to explore NYC, make connections, and play a part in a movement that will, by the end, completely humble them.

This not-so-dating app helps you find your community and maybe even a girlfriend.

“I don’t remember the names of most of the people I met that week. Except for his: Tuck.”

We need new comment moderators/community managerettes!

Fortunately, people DO come with a user manual, you just have to verbally speak it into existence.

Each year in Spring, citizens of Europe take a break from sabotaging the global economy and gather round their TV sets to enjoy the greatest cultural event known to human civilization: Eurovision.

Maria and I talked about therapy and the best places to eat in Seattle and we also got sidetracked talking about books and mermaid hair and Dear Sugar and then I died because Cheryl Strayed is my religion. Maria is super awesome, is what I mean.

It’s the most delicious time of year! You should join your local Straddlers for some 3D brunchy realness.

All those times where you’re like, is it squirt, is it pee, who has to sleep in the wet spot, do we lay down a towel before sex now, etc.

Lesbian criminals who are members of an international drug cartel, what the fuck else is up.

So I inserted it into her and she literally said, the second it happened, “We are never fucking with anything else again.”

Kaki King made you a playlist. It’s a playlist made for you, by Kaki King. A Kaki King playlist.

Calling all queer leprechauns!

105 more humans for you to have awkward crushes on.

Let’s just go right ahead and kick off this recap with a gif of Alex. Let’s make that a thing that we do, okay?

This week on Glee, Santana Lopez and Dani fall madly in love in three minutes, which lez be honest is kinda realistic.

We need more city guides! Also, our April theme is “On Camp”!