This list would be a lot longer if it were lyrics that already apply to me.

Gifts for blackhearts, strawberry kisses, white knights, red hot lovers, hearts of gold, blue valentines, you and your girlfriend. Really it’s all in here. All of it. Try me.

Okay, so you have a pen and paper and some feelings. Now what?

Natalie describes herself as a completely open book, and she’s not kidding! We talked about her transition, building community, and the pros and cons of living in rural Wisconsin.

Grease 2 has more terrible puns, more surprise dance numbers, and more ketchup-based flirtations than its older sibling. It also has about twelve times the camp, and Michelle Pfeiffer. You’re sold, right?

“Dr. Leekie wants Cosima working for them, and Delphine assures him she’s on it. He tells her to be careful playing for the other team, which is a pretty solid gay/double agent joke.”

Turns out that when you create the first ever show with a cast of almost all queer women, and do it on a cable channel that allows multiple scenes of what just barely misses qualifying as porn in every episode, we gays get resourceful.

This is your big chance to own something really special and Autostraddley this holiday season.

Brew a pot of your favorite flavor, grab some biscuits, put on your fancy hat and gloves, and let’s talk about how much we fucking love tea.

From Russia to Pennsylvania, we’re all just trying to spoon.

No matter what your reasons are, or where your piece winds up, we think it’d be cool if you got to write about sex with us.

“9. A poster of Greg Sestero from The Room in his underwear, holding a football, autographed to me.”

“4. Beaver cake.”

In this episode, we, for no explainable reason, go back in time to the 1940s. But Emily and Paige “climb trees,” so I’m fine with it.

Inside Year of the Mermaid is Ashley’s story. And it’s eerie how similar it sounds to yours.

What if everyone really was gay? Movies would be so much better, that’s what.

I can’t say any of us were thrilled to sign up, but we knew what we had to do: we had to sign up for a dating app and prepare to meet a lot of ladies… for science.

Carmen: i lost my life
Carmen: i’ve lost my life

My fantasy wish (witch?) list of actresses for season four of American Horror Story, along with the characters they could play.

Ani DiFranco was gonna host a songwriting retreat at a plantation! Yup. A PLANTATION. Here’s what happened when her fans found out about that.