My cat loves Autostraddle, an OITNB writer realizes she’s gay while working on the show, global governments are changing, the kidnapped Nigerian school girls may be found, and activists are as fierce as ever in fighting injustice.

Last week I was on a mountain with no internet! So welcome to your very very overdue “Faking It” recap, just in time for tonight’s episode.

A girl spends 19 days in rural Tennessee with her girlfriend and her family, takes a million pictures, then tells her whole life story in just under 4,000 words. What’s not to love?

“It is a crystal clear, paint-by-the-numbers picture of chronic police hostility toward African-Americans. This is anti-blackness in America. Make no mistake.”

Have you picked up your zip-up hoodie yet? You can get one on sale today! They’re softer than the bottom of a baby pig, you guys.

“Male, female, what’s the difference? Power is beautiful and I have the power.”

Fighting for rights, celebrating identities, raising money, listening to good music, and making powerful critiques–news as usual this week!

42% of Americans believe that gay people are born rather than made.

An Abby Mills sighting and a delicious eggplant pasta with burrata.

“Journalist dude’s mouth says ‘no problem, let me know if you change your mind’ but his face says ‘I AM VRY DISAPPOINTED IN U PIPER U ARE ACTING LIKE SEASON 1 PIPER RN’.” Caputo makes a cameo with a tiny plant.

“This is the root of the problem with fat shamers such as Kelsey. They are not worried about the health of others, they are angry that they must worry and we do not. They are people who fear becoming fat, have been fat or feel fat right now and can’t stand that there are fat people in the world that seem carefree. Don’t you know you are disgusting!!?!?!? You’re supposed to be unhappy being fat!! That’s why I work so hard to stay thin; because fat people should be unhappy!!! WHY CAN’T I HAVE MORE MCDONALDS??? The reason I know this is because I was one of these people for a very long time.”

THINK OF HOW GOOD IT’LL FEEL TO RETURN ALL THE LIBRARY BOOKS.

You, us and produce personified.

We’ve covered adopting dogs. Now let’s talk about adopting kittens. Here are a few things you need to know and have when you’re taking home your very first feline fur-baby.

After some extensive research (i.e. drinking), I’ve come to the conclusion that these are the bourbon whiskies that give you the best bang for your buck. All are under $30 and none are Bulleit, Jack Daniels, or Makers Mark.

Oh my god it’s the Glee season finale!! Did anything happen? I mean… kinda.

“At a meeting of Xena: Warrior Princess in Brazil”

Are you a total boss at making/doing/crafting/cooking things? TELL US ALL ABOUT IT.

Does anyone actually like The Picture of Dorian Gray?

Wherever you’re at, let’s make some cool tarot shit happen.