We pick ten of our favorite Suicide Girls and figure at least a couple of ’em might be queer. Also; porn is good for you, Secret Diary of a Call Girl, lesbian sex FAQ, lipstick blow jobs, erotica hits tumblr & sexy “office girls.”

This excerpt tells you that the author of this post wrote it entirely with one hand in a bowl of popcorn, would like to give awards to almost everyone but is slightly crazy and overworked like everyone else on this site/planet, and wishes we could all just get along.

I made these awards for you with my fingertips. Actually you guys are the funny ones, so I guess you made your own awards.

Omg you are all so funny and smart and your hair is shiny, have an award or 10.

A look back at some of 2009’s sexiest lesbian moments and best stories (remember Barbie sex positions?) & a look ahead at calendars for next year. Lots of photos, lots of videos, your nonstop girl-on-girl pleasure center starts now!

More comment awards full of love and hilarity. And dirty, dirty bisexuals.

Emily Choo takes over the comment awards like Google takes over your life. Except Google doesn’t give you an award that makes you feel all shiny and gay inside. (or maybe that’s next?)

Comment award time! Get ready to laugh and cry at this week’s funny business and stories about sex ed.

A bunch of important medical people say there is no g-spot after all, ladies. Some beg to differ. Also; can a feminist slap her girlfriend, sexy music videos, women we love, best breasts ever, the naked and the read and so! much! more! yeah! like that!

The Adult Entertainment Expo gives us mixed feelings, introduces crazy sex products/games/videos. Also; NSFW Gawker Artists, vadge products we don’t like, Lindsay Lohan sex tape, Megan Fox, Sasha Grey, Annie Sprinkle on sex addiction, Spanish girl-on-girl movie Eloise and so much more!

In which we review a Twilight parody about lesbians, for guys. What do you think?

Tops and bottoms. What do you think? Is it that simple? Also; sex toy gift guide for you and/or your lovah, masturbation mapping, confessions of a teenage bisexual, someone just noticed spring awakening, sex worker blogs and an education in orgasms.

Nine types of Sapphic Lovers, casual sex won’t make you crazy after all, women love porn, the evolution of the business of pleasure in the aughts, TV’s most scandalous sex scenes, hot gaming girls, fight club, ancient advertising, how-to do strap-on sex and the 20-panty strip.

Not to be confused with the French version: the week of a penis. No one here wants that week.

Do you love gerunds? There’s a a song for that.

That time of the week. So much better than that time of the month.

Hello. Have you done your duty as a gay person and molested your obligatory 117 people yet? Don’t worry, we’re offering a special deal where you can cash in your comment award and have that number reduced by 10 people. Just like the games at Chuck E. Cheese! We’re just here to help.

Hello, are you coming to our party? Please do. We think these comments mean you’re all funny and it would be nice to be drunk in your presence, probs. Do you like my hat? Goodbye.

This week’s comment awards is chock full of Mean Girls quotes, tender-loving moments, random shit, and of course, a lot of laughs. LOLs you might say.

SO MANY THINGS ON THE TEEVEE FOR YOU GAYS: Jackie Warner’s new show Thintervention, Real L Word cast promises sexy episode but not a second season (yet), Ellen quits Idol, the mainstream press says Sara Gilbert came out yesterday, which is 8 years off.