Alex & Riese cartoon recap their NSFW Friday night in Las Vegas because that’s what they did instead of writing this, and there were topless ladies dancing there. Also; porn bingo for LGBT rights, feminist porn, BDSM for ladies, hand-bras, and so much more!

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Disclaimer: nothing on Autostraddle is written by Joss Whedon. Feel free to be really, really mad about that but don’t expect a comment award.

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Lady Gaga inspires us to look back on all the other hot girls who’ve made out in music videos. Also; putting the sexy in sxsw, sexy lesbian tumblr alert, ppl who are too tired for sex, and cartoon hotties and so much more!

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Nobody said anything about Harry Potter this week.

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Geek out with Olympic desktop wallpapers and physics lessons! Try your luck at Chatroulette before the feds shut it down! And just try to resist peeking at these mugshots courtesy of the drunk-driving cast of Lost. Also, otters!

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In which five of us talk about our favorite poet ever. “Those of us who think we know / the same secrets / are silent together most of the time.”

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There is a surprise coming out story somewhere in the middle of this post. See if you can find it. Happy Friday! xoxoxo

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John McCain sucks. Let’s draw pictures on his face. Lady Gaga 2012. Dykes. ON CARDSTOCK! Happy birthday Riese.