If you want a toy that simulates your G-spot in a very particular way and costs about $20 while doing it, then the Galaxy G is probably for you. As it turns out, it wasn’t for me, so let’s talk about that.

Who doesn’t love sex? Lesbians who have to work in the morning, probably for brunch. No everybody loves lesbian sex. That’s why we’re here right.

Summer may be half over, but the dance party is just beginning with these boss summer mixtapes. Put some beer in the cooler and get to it, Autostraddlers.

In which we talk about all the wit, humor, and love you contributed to the site this week and introduce our new feature, “Autostraddle Social Group of the Week”

If the Internet were high school, Autostraddle commenters would be the funny kid who’s friends with everybody.

This post is NSFW and a giant SPOILER ALERT, and also it’s about Season Two of “The Real L Word,” which is about two girls, one gay and a pizza place. Something like that.

The Real L Word’s Franny is our June Calendar Girl which is exciting because she’s also awesome and incredibly beautiful.

My heart’s in the strangest place.

Maybe you want to share your feelings about sex toys and maybe you have a favorite? Well I sure hope so because that’s what we’re doing! We have other things too! LESBIAN SEX LESBIAN SEX LESBIAN SEX!

“Us” in this instance being graffiti artists, street artists, vandals, thought provokers— who are women, and also queer.”

we, we so excited.

Do you remember your very first time? I think I was drunk, idk. Lesbian sex lesbian sex sex sex sex google lesbian sex. Also Camille Paglia says Lady Gaga is the death of sex, Cybersex in 1999 and heaps more lesbian sex sexytime.

you’re going to read this no matter what i say here, so go for it

We’re just looking for a chance to use the term “bossy bottom,” although we didn’t necessarily find it. Also, a video of cute girls dancing in their underwear.

Is it significant that I eat bananas as I write this?

People really do scissor, y’all. And 69’ing? It’s fully a thing. ‘a thing.’ Also; 100 words for/about tribadism, open relationships, and A-cup pride… and a tumblr we really, really, really like.

I’m confused a lot, but happy Friday!

So you gave us some money and in return I give you some comment awards.

A man says it looks like almost all the women don’t need men for sex anymore and he’s probably right. Also: embracing sluthood, sex advice from Etsy vendors, the morning-after-you-were-awesome kit, fear of sexuality, fear of talking to teenagers about sexuality, a sexy Tumblr and um, hot celebrities in bondage gear. Your average everyday NSFW Sunday.

Read the Dinah Shore Liveblog so you can find out what Autostraddle is doing at GirlBar’s parties.