This holiday season, give the gift of smut.

This week on NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday: porn, sex toys, and the winner of Embarrassing Lesbian Sex Story-Fest 2012!

“Help! I just got a strap-on and it turns out I’m not so skilled at using it (yet). How do I learn?”

This post aims to answer pressing questions such as, “now that the fundraising campaign is over, how long ’til we get to see the new website?” and “when is my fundraising t-shirt gonna be here???”

“Reality doesn’t impress me. I only believe in intoxication, in ecstasy, and when ordinary life shackles me, I escape, one way or another. No more walls.”

Over 3,000 of y’all let us know who you are and what you want, so now it’s our turn to tell you who you are and what you want. With infographics!

We just wanted to say a few things before taking your money and running off to a tropical island to do some offshore trading and margarita-drinking with the ladies.

“My girlfriend, having turned in to six feet of pure femme rage by this time, got up and chased him the fuck out of the house, naked.”

Autostraddlers are adorable in real life and online.

Super moms, composting and the price of mini geese.

I hear the articles in this issue are particularly interesting. (Sidenote: This is legitimately NSFW)

We made it to 80k! That means you can request gifs from Brianna’s brilliant straddle-gifs tumblr AND we’re raffling off two camperships for September for anyone looking for a last-minute vaycay!

Who wants to win a party in their pants? We have a big sex toy giveaway, mortifying sex stories, and so much more!

School is in session, get your chin off your desk.

BASE GOAL MET. Now let’s see what we can do with the next 44 days!

The comment awards still have a lot of #soccerfeelings and would just like to make out with Megan Rapinoe already.

It’s Alex Vega’s “Call Your Girlfriend” Dance Video, as promised, plus heaps of important fundraising campaign updates!

Safer oral sex is healthier, sexier, and is likely to improve the quality of your life in general.

Today’s Comment Awards are probably better than any other comment awards because you got two whole extra days to impress us.

Just a little extra motivation to participate in our fundraising campaign!