“The future of porn is feminist.”

Patreon is sort of like a virtual tip jar, or a Kickstarter that keeps on going each month, and it lets you support all your favorite creators so that you can let them know you appreciate them and so that they can keep doing what they do.

We all know that you’ve been wondering what signs all your Autostraddle favorites are. Maybe you want to see how compatible you are with us? Maybe you want to see how compatible we are with each other? Well, here you go!

Authenticity and performativity in porn, having awesome sex with fat people, music and attraction and more.

“I can never remember which finger is supposed to make me gay. I guess this is part of the whole indecisive bisexual thing.”

We’ve got pre-camp flirting, Barbie, beavers and so much more!

You probably need therapy, or to masturbate, or both.

Sex myths, signs your relationship might not last, sex without orgasms, being wanted/loved as a fat person and more.

Good winter sex, mutual vulnerability, the problems with how lingerie companies approach androgyny, supporting ethical porn and more.

Dildos past and present, a new queer hookup app, why the silent treatment is stupid, vaginismus, erotic exlibris and more.

Audio porn, what you can learn from learning to have queer sex, communicating your sexual desires and more.

“I hope you gave birth to a swan, invented a new way to eat pineapples, started recycling or used a cucumber as a dildo after your dog ate your dildo. I hope only good things for you.”

Regina George was right: You invite a lesbian to a pool party, and it’s gonna get gay.

The intersection of queerness, disability and sex; deciding what you want; making sex the thing you want it to be; and more.

Sex while driving, a queer space porn comic, bondage therapy, how to get better in bed and more.

Last year in sex toy technology, unserious speculation about your cat ruining your sex life, erotica and more.

Perks to casual sex, your masters of sex cure, a bogus study, Kinky Queers, date ideas for the chronically ill and more!

Our number one feeling is always Alex Vega.

Would you like to pull a blue feather out of someone else’s orifice with your teeth? We have a video for that! Would you like to re-enact the most iconic scene from the first X Files movie? We also have a video for that.

The Ceramix No. 10 vibrator is the worst sex toy I have ever tried. At least it’s pretty.