A few months ago, some of us took the Enneagram test and felt extremely uncomfortable with the truths it revealed about us. As fun as that was, we thought it would be even more fun to make even more Autostraddle staff do it and also share their results with a large audience. Let’s see if we were right!

Crystal healing for your crotch, coming out as poly (and a petition for a more inclusive relationship status on Facebook), Rule 34 in the tube site world, and more.

Fisting a watermelon, orgasm denial, new sex positions, talking about porn in academia and more.

The first time you sleep over, cognitive similarities between kink and meditation, how rejecting trans women’s sexuality comes from rejecting any women’s sexuality, sex toys and industrial design, and more.

Why your close your eyes when you kiss someone, safe sex toy materials, a tournament of (good) literary sex writing and more.

Who messages first, taking all your activity partners out for brunch, what orgasms do to your brain, the key to better communication and more.

How to have group sex, how to buy a paddle, disability and desire, a national kink survey, first date ideas and more.

Queer sex dreams, BDSM and the law, kinky headspace, sex positivity basics, five books to read about sex work and more.

“Almost all of the characters are terrible people and the main values I share with them are workaholism and excellent hair. But sometimes when things fall apart, it can be nice to see things fall apart somewhere entirely different, again and again and again.”

Here’s when we knew deep in our bones we were goners.

You’re going to want to see this video of Kristen Stewart dancing, trust me.

“Lingerie is the clothing that most relates to our intimate feelings about our bodies — it can reflect the way we see sensuality and sexuality, and also have the ability to transform our relationship with our bodies.”

We’re over New Year’s resolutions – here’s what we’re looking forward to in 2018. What about you?

Consensual non-consent, an electrosex checklist, tumblr is for porn, two things people in long-term relationships are good at, dating as a transfeminine girl and more.

How to tell if someone’s flirting with you, talking about what you want, the most-searched-for term in porn (has to do with lesbian sex), establishing protocol and more.

Valentine’s Day spending, tactile pornography, a new smart vibrator, how degrading sex can be feminist degrading sex and more.

“You are so so soft and just achingly warm and good and I’m just dying with the urge to pin and grind and tease and make you even wetter for me, taste you in your bed.”

Bad literary sex scenes, what romance means, sex ed and disability, how to have car sex and more.

Everyone on staff tells me WITHOUT LOOKING where they think the lesbian toaster thing came from.

Ellen Degeneres is doing a “Puppy Episode” tribute with Oprah and Laura Dern, everybody’s talking about The Handmaid’s Tale, Kristen Stewart queers up the screen, Ellen Page’s Gaycation Special and so much more!