You will never get closure, how to relearn how to masturbate as a trans women, golden showers and more.

A Countess challenges her newest trans maid to make a sopping wet gamble. “The Countess said she could use whatever means necessary, and Myra had assumed she meant some form of corporal punishment. But the Countess was going to pee on her.”

Staying friends with an ex, to keep a sluttish house, figuring out sex history, what your sex dreams mean and more.

Who knew having a dick could be so gender euphoric?

A young trans woman moves to Severton Manor to serve a Countess with sexual favors. “‘Ahhhh!’ the Countess cried, rubbing her lips on the maid’s face like a boot stomping out a cigarette.”

Sometimes you just gotta tie yourself up until you calm yourself down. Plus: a Game of Thrones porn parody, pleasure as resistance, happy birthday to Scarleteen and more.

Our narrator learns that their girlfriend is actually a lobster in a human suit. “I looked up at her — my lover, my lobster — and she leaned down and embraced my lips with her mandible.”

What if you were just yourself? Plus: 19th century sex workers’ rights, tickling torture, why education and testing are the best way to address rising STI rates, and more.

Don’t dry shampoo a vagina, a gender-neutral vibrator, why to schedule sex and more.

You think, I would let her drink me dry, and shudder into obedience when she kisses you again.

What it means to show up for your partners, cutting the cord with an ex, a few approaches to non-monogamy, an anal anatomy lesson and more.

Ecosexuality and fucking to save the planet, the logistics of sharing a bed for actual sleep, sex with 30 people in 30 days and more.

“If I see that He’s hard, I drop everything,” Nix said. “My mind goes blank. I stop what I’m doing. Strip. Fall to my knees. Mouth open, arms behind me. Ready for Him to fuck me in the face.”

When I tell people that I wrote myself a sexual body, I don’t know if they believe me. But our bodies are stories as much as they’re anything else.

What a BDSM munch is, why keto crotch is rooted in misogyny, how to live with someone you just broke up with and more.

What to do if you want to orgasm less quickly, open your relationship, talk about and address vaginal pain and more.

How do you shop for a harness and strap-on? Do you need a partner to get one? How do you, uh, actually use it? Learn about these questions and more in a live workshop led by Ro White!

The latest in Queer Sex 101, our series of real live queer people teaching you everything you need to know about real queer sex continues, with a one-hour workshop from sex educator, Autostraddle writer, SLICK editor and More, Please! editor Ro White on strap-on sex.

The thing swaying in front of her didn’t even register as human at first. It seemed about as alive and conscious as the vibrator thrumming between its legs. Just a sex toy, executing its designated purpose without end.

The history of hotel room porn, how to get comfortable with wearing a strap-on, sex might help you focus and more.