Pets! Sometimes they eat your sex toys or underwear or bondage rope or whatever. Has this happened to you? Let’s discuss.

Why scary moves make you horny, how to get candle wax (from play or ambiance) out of anything, strategies for (not) sending regrettable texts and more.

Horny people lie more, stop calling sex shops sleazy, how to dump someone you love and more.

The damage of the war on sex work, vintage period booklets, when your head is aroused but your body isn’t (or vice versa) and more.

Rising STI rates, what you need to know about at-home testing kits, the best way to tell a partner you have an STI, why supplements won’t work and more.

Dating as a queer single mom, setting adult performers’ doxxed info literally on fire, weird rules around saying the word “vagina” in advertising and more.

Living apart together, having kids when you’re poly, when PMS and anxiety ask you for a threesome and more.

Decriminalize sex work. Plus, dating through Facebook, why vaginal wellness is a scam, what happens in sex therapy and more.

Keeping a sex spreadsheet, using different sex toys in different ways, the deal with yes/no/maybe lists, what to do if you feel lonely and more.

If you ever wanted to know more about what it was like during Tumblr’s heyday — the good and the bad — Tumblr Porn is an excellent little primer from a very-invested insider.

In short, if you know, you know: fat sex is church. Here are some of the positions that have taken me there when I knew I needed to be lifted in prayer.

How to muff, why not to sleep in the same bed as a partner, why to talk to strangers, whether friendly-feeling BDSM is the same BDSM as ever and more.

Tomorrow’s #NetflixWalkout, how literary gatekeepers can advocate for Black trans women, your weekly JoJo Siwa on DWTS, and the newest Ken Doll is wearing a seashell chest harness. Yes. I said that.

Instagram and Facebook etc. are failing sex workers by shadowbanning their content. Plus: what to do if you can’t orgasm, what love bombing is, misunderstanding herpes and more.

Why D/s is not abuse, astrological compatibility is a scam, it’s hard to find casual queer sex in rural places and more.

How to have queer sex with a trans woman as a cis woman who hasn’t before, how to give feedback during sex, BDSM and sex work as tools of resistance and more.

There are a lot of fun sex patents out there I don’t know what to tell you. Plus, pubic hair oil, dating friends or absolutely not dating friends, Mars and sexuality and more.

Don’t steam vaginas. Plus: porn keywords, how sex scenes work, supporting sex workers instead of appropriating their aesthetics and more.

If you’re looking for a double-ended dildo, the Share Lite is an excellent option, but it absolutely does not stay in place without a harness.

A bookstore employee who’s crushing on her hot, older boss, finally tells her how she feels (and finds out how her boss feels, too)! “Our moans were call and response, our bodies constellations.”