Why does autocorrect think you want to sext about ducks? Is Peloton porn about to take off? How do you tell a partner you don’t like their style?

How do you tell if you’re horny? Why is love bombing manipulative? Why do first break-ups suck the hardest? What do you do if not everyone likes you?

Cue the jaunty lesbian speed-walking music!

I don’t know what to tell you, there’s a candle that smells like vagina. Plus, what snacks to bring for a threesome, how to fuck in acrylics, and more.

It’s pride month! Let’s get jacked for our favorite sex act with exercises for strap-on sex!

Chronic pain and sex, adopting the enemies of your longterm partner as your own, bad sex writing, saying no to sexting, and more!

Settling, sending “we need to talk” with no context and texting your ghosts are all boring. Plus: how sex workers are leading the fight against mass surveillance, anal sex stats, a new trans dating app and more.

Today – January 5th – is the busiest dating app day of the year. Plus: A vibrator is a CES finalist, don’t live with your ex, and how to set boundaries around rough sex.

We both froze as we heard what can only be described as…a queef of confusion.

I’m talking about stories where the trans character’s transness isn’t the focus — where they’re allowed to be the worst behaved one or simply hot and getting laid or just really fucking good at their job.

Why censoring sex works impacts everyone, life in Tinder purgatory, supporting a partner with sexual trauma and more.

What’s up with your Venus, what happens in couples’ therapy, what to wear to break up with your partner and more!

The ’70s orgy cookbook you never knew you needed. Plus: the best sex toys of 2019, how to have a sex dream and more.

I took the advice of wise strappers before me and wore the harness and b.cush around the house for a while.

Stop appropriating sex worker aesthetics, actually dating from dating apps, separation anxiety and more.

The main reason I’ve been wanting to try the Neoprene Thigh Harness is so that I can penetrate my partner while tribbing against her thigh.

Pets! Sometimes they eat your sex toys or underwear or bondage rope or whatever. Has this happened to you? Let’s discuss.

Why scary moves make you horny, how to get candle wax (from play or ambiance) out of anything, strategies for (not) sending regrettable texts and more.

No one had ever made me feel small before, but Alice was six-two and could lift me like I was a potted plant.

It’s the second issue of the best little behind-the-scenes newsletter EVER.