Yes. I’ve seen Star Wars: The Last Jedi. My friend Laura (who you might remember from the zillion times I’ve mentioned her on this website) got me a ticket for Christmas and we saw it at one in the goddamn morning the day it came out and we did not get back until four-thirty in the morning and even though I am a very old person masquerading as an almost-thirty-person it was WORTH IT. And I will not spoil one single thing for you. But I will show you all the very coolest Star Wars things I’ve found on the internet.
The Light Side
A Woman’s Place Is In The Resistance Shirt, $24+. R2 Measuring Cup Set, $12.99. BB-8 Purse, $65.99. Star Wars Terrarium, $69.99+.
The Dark Side
Kylo Ren Lion King Mug, $13.99+. Darth Vader Fair Isle Dress Socks, $16.99. Sphero BB-9E, $142.99. Empire Self-Stirring Mug, $6.99. You guys, I just realized how many coffee-related items are on this list I even cut an R2D2 French Press that’s how many coffee items I AM SO SO TIRED I AM CRYING IT WAS WORTH IT.
Neither Side
Galaxy Necklace, $29.99. Porg Backpack, $28.99. Cat Wars 2018 Calendar, $10.99. Episode 4, 5 and 6 Minimal Posters, $13.77+.
CAN I SLEEP NOW? I SHALL DREAM OF PORGS.
But… the teaser promised the R2D2 French Press! :'(
I was similarly left seeking – but there is one!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/itns/?pfm=Search&t=french%20press
My friend had one of those, she said it broke after 3 uses. So sad, I was going to buy like 4 of them! haha
But also good work finding that backpack. It’s the only Porg merch I’ve seen that was actually cute. I looked up the stuffed animal immediately after the film and couldn’t believe that Disney went to so much effort to set up a good merch sell and then made weird looking merch.
Have you checked out thinkgeek? they have a little animated plush that I want so much!
I saw that after I made the comment, the animated is by far the cutest. The plain plush looks so odd. I think the animation helped them get the mouth right!
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who feels this way! I just really want a little cuddly porg
Sleep now, Ali. The porgs love you.
But, but, what about that French press? And when is a lot of coffee, too much? Never!
Sleep well!
It’s even been refurbished. ^_^
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/itns/?pfm=Search&t=french%20press
Is it TOO EXTRA to carry a BB-8 purse if one already has two Star Wars tattoos? Asking for a friend…who is me.
It is absolutely not; that purse is ADORABLE and I’m kinda eyeing it despite having just bought a new bag.
You do you, friend
oooh, those original trilogy posters are so nice. i really shouldn’t be spending more money on star wars shit, but this is leading me into temptation
I love BB8