WNBA All-Star weekend was honestly fantastic but now we’re all bracing ourselves for the holes in our souls where multiple WNBA games a day once lived as the season is paused for our faves to travel to Paris for the Olympics. Luckily, we will be able to fill that hole with the Olympics! Plan your own (imaginary) Olympics adventure with this handy quiz and we’ll tell you whomst of the gay WNBA players competing in France is your (hypothetical) Basketball Wife! (In this scenario you are able to travel with your loved ones to Paris and stay in the same place. I’m not sure how all that actually works to be honest, so let’s just go with it. We are all playing games here in the end)
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I LOVE this! LOL
I got Kahleah Copper!
I don’t need a quiz, I need NaLyssa Smith on top of me, inside me.
Same here—–your avatar is cute,too! Meow.
If I got Alyssa Thomas, does that mean that I get a bonus basketball wife in DeWanna Bonner?
I did too, I think we are all in a polycule together
happy 4 everyone involved in this relationship!
It’s very fun to me that I picked the lowest height for the height question and got Brittney Griner, the tallest lesbian, for my overall result.
No hate to tall women. I just am a modest 5’4″ and prefer smaller height gaps. Who knows, maybe a different tall woman and I will fall in love one day in the end lol.