Quiz: Who Is Your Dream WNBA Olympian Basketball Wife?

WNBA All-Star weekend was honestly fantastic but now we’re all bracing ourselves for the holes in our souls where multiple WNBA games a day once lived as the season is paused for our faves to travel to Paris for the Olympics. Luckily, we will be able to fill that hole with the Olympics! Plan your own (imaginary) Olympics adventure with this handy quiz and we’ll tell you whomst of the gay WNBA players competing in France is your (hypothetical) Basketball Wife! (In this scenario you are able to travel with your loved ones to Paris and stay in the same place. I’m not sure how all that actually works to be honest, so let’s just go with it. We are all playing games here in the end)

Who Is Your WNBA Olympian Basketball Wife?

Imagine a fantasy world where you're traveling to the Olympics with your basketball wife. What travel-day duties are you taking on?(Required)
Pick a snack from home to pack for the flight:(Required)
Let's pack some things for in-flight entertainment. First, a book:(Required)
And a Game:(Required)
And pick a movie currently available on Delta's in-flight entertainment system:(Required)
While you're in Paris for the Olympics — besides basketball, which sporting events are you hoping to check out?(Required)
Pick an activity to do if you hypothetically had a day off to see the sights with your basketball wife:(Required)
Pick a charming travel vice for your partner to have:(Required)
Pick a charming travel virtue for your partner to have:(Required)
And finally, pick the ideal height for your dream WNBA basketball wife:(Required)

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Riese

Riese is the 43-year-old Co-Founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker, LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and now lives in Los Angeles. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She's Jewish and has a cute dog named Carol. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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8 Comments

  1. It’s very fun to me that I picked the lowest height for the height question and got Brittney Griner, the tallest lesbian, for my overall result.

    No hate to tall women. I just am a modest 5’4″ and prefer smaller height gaps. Who knows, maybe a different tall woman and I will fall in love one day in the end lol.

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