Quiz: Which Spirit Halloween Animatronic Are You?

From the same twisted, gorgeous mind who brought you Spirit Halloween Animatronics, Ranked By Lesbianism comes this quiz in which you answer Halloween-themed questions and I peer into your soul and tell you which animatronic YOU embody. Ready to get freaky? Let’s go.


Which Spirit Halloween Animatronic Are You?

What’s your favorite Halloween candy of the following?(Required)
Pick a movie to watch on Halloween:(Required)
Pick a witch:(Required)
Pick a Halloween activity:(Required)
Which of the following would scare you the most?(Required)
What’s in your cauldron’s witch’s brew?(Required)
What’s your Halloween beverage?(Required)
Cast a spell:(Required)
Which queer television character would you most want to dress as?(Required)
Which dead queer artist would you summon in a seance?(Required)
Pick a Halloween flavor:(Required)
What’s your familiar?(Required)

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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya

Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, fiction, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the former managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear in McSweeney's Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, The Rumpus, Cake Zine, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The A.V. Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. When she is not writing, editing, or reading, she is probably playing tennis. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.

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