Tis the season for dark quizzes about spooky, sexy subject matter. Remember when you watched those family-friendly movies with that one villain? Remember how you were mysteriously drawn to that one specific villain? Spoiler alert: You’re gay, and so are those villains. If you have yet to come up with a brilliant costume for your local queer dance party, look no further than this quiz, which will ultimately decide your villainous fate. But beware! This questionnaire is not for the faint of heart! It’s a Triple Ds: dark, dirty, and dykey. Expect questions about sex, death, and horrors.
Maleficent! Hell yeah
Was gunning for either Maleficent or Rasputin (hey, Disney owns 20th Cen Fox now!) but got Cruella. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ursula!!!
This write up is so good:
“ Queen of the sea, you are unlike all other villains of this universe. Sure, you might live in a dark cave-like hideaway with the souls of those you’ve cast spells on, but you’re also extremely fun and very personable for a villain! You are theatrical and over-the-top, but don’t stop hunny because the people love you!”
I got Shego from Kim Possible and I’m not sure that it’s true, but it is the most flattering quiz result I’ve ever gotten!
shego! truly a formative queer coded villain for me
I got Hades from Hercules and I love that for me
the Sanderson sisters!! I should really watch Hocus Pocus
lololol i got all three sanderson sisters
Maleficent is the only answer I would accept, so it’s very convenient that it’s the answer I got!
I don’t usually think of Loki as a Disney villain but I guess he is isn’t he?
Anyway I love it, I feel very sexy and also full of Mischief
Scar! This quiz taught me that I’m more top-leaning and primal than I knew! 😼
Thrilled to be the Sanderson sisters! 🧙♀️🧹
Loki, wouldn’t have expected this result but it’s exceptionally accurate :) *chaos abounds*
I got Hades, which if the shoe fits. . .
As long as they aren’t Hercules brand sandals, I’ll wear them.
Me too!
Hades! He always was my fav Hercules character 😂