If you live in the U.S., you may have heard threats from friends and loved ones regarding a desire to move to a different country. But why stop there when you could actually just move to another planet? No matter where you live on the earth, there is a different planet you could be living on instead.
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Riese is the 43-year-old Co-Founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker, LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and now lives in Los Angeles. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She's Jewish and has a cute dog named Carol. Follow her on twitter and instagram.
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This could not have come at a better time! I really was thinking about moving to Neptune and that’s what I got.
Brb going to Mercury
I got Saturn! The description is pretty dead-on….
Uranus? Ok, I feel like I just got Your Mom’d 😆
Jupiter. Very fitting for me since it was my fav non-earth planet growing up.