Quiz: Which Lesbian Shoe Are You?

Are you a crisp, clean, impeccably maintained pair of white sneakers? Or are you having trouble figuring out whose Birkenstocks are whose as you prepare to leave your lesbian beach day? Whatever your answer is to those questions, you should probably take this quiz and find out what kind of Sapphic shoes you are!

Which Lesbian Footwear Are You?















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Riese is the 43-year-old Co-Founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker, LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and now lives in Los Angeles. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She's Jewish and has a cute dog named Carol. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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19 Comments

  5. You are Blundstone Boots.

    You’re forging your own path, kind of! You transition easily from work to play and from city to country, just like the mice in the book who do that.

    Yeah, that tracks.

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  7. Riese, what the heck :-D
    8 pairs of equally f-ugly socks, and i get Birkenstock?? I wouldnt be found dead in Birkenstocks :-D
    I acknowledge i might not be the target group of this quiz, but so far all quizzes were very correct..

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