While I prefer to live my life in the comfort and ease of daily sweatpants, I am but one lesbian, and the world is filled with so many more lesbians. Perhaps they are curled up in the corner of their local bookstore in some jewel-toned corduroys reading a slim book about gardening, or perhaps they’re in their carpenter jeans, painting your house. Or maybe they are embodying the spirit of a different pair of pants altogether. Let’s get started, it is time for you to discover your true authentic self!
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Usually when I do one of these quizzes, I have an inkling beforehand of which result I will get.
In this case, and not having a strong leaning when it comes to pants self-ID, I entered blindly into the sacred covenant between quiz-taker and quiz, feeling both that I was taking a leap of faith into potential trouserly revelation, while also secure in the knowledge that there could not be an incorrect lesbian pant.
Overall, 10/10, a truly transcendental experience.
Also, I am Joggers!
Power Dyke pleated wide-legged pants.
The AS Oracle has spoken, my true nature revealed. Watch out World !
I got flowy hippie pants, and the description is accurate as always lol.
Being probably more of a skirt-wearing lesbian, I’d be surprised to get anything I actually wear since I generally only wear jeans for casual or business-y slacks for work (assuming this is for day wear and pajama pants don’t count and also assuming leggings don’t really count as pants). Still, weirdly, flowy pants confuse me because they’re so heavily borrowing skirt silhouettes without actually being a skirt, but if I want to look like I am wearing a skirt, an actual skirt just gives a superior experience to me.
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