If you recently perused the instant classic “Every Kristen Stewart Movie, Ranked,” it may have left you wondering — but wait, what about me? Which Kristen Stewart Movie am I?
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I’ve never felt so sure with my quiz answers and now I am Princess Diana.
congratulations!!!!
I got Valentine and have no idea what this means. Will have to watch the movie!
Same here! 😂
i think it tracks
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
Oh this movie is one of the best films I’ve watched – The Clouds of Sils Maria! It’s one of those true cinematographic films that leave you perplexed and thinking about the film, the story, and characters long into the night. I’m glad I also got Valentine!
I instantly recognised the Twilight series quote in the options and then I got Bella Swan??? Teen-me delight wars with adult reasoning – time for some introspection
Partner just got Jean Seberg which is very insult to injury
Yay!!…I got the Bella swan..💀🤘
You’re Snow White from “Snow White & The Huntsman” and you’re alive even though everybody thinks you’re dead :-(
lol :)
this quiz was so fun (the quote question lmaoo), getting happiest season abby was the cherry on top
I got Valentine. The hardest part was choosing between pratical magic and fried green tomatoes.
I also got Valentine. From what I remember about that movie, it’s one of those movies that just ends. Like, there’s no resolution, or climax. It just ends and you’re like, that was it?
Also, the hardest question was definitely pick a homoerotic film because I love literally every one of those choices. (I went with Desperately Seeking Susan, in case anyone was wondering.)
I WAS WONDERING AVA
I also got Valentine and I haven’t seen the movie so thanks for the explanation.
And I picked Fried Green Tomatoes but it was a tough choice.
“Your Sabina from Charlie’s Angels! Thank you for being so hot!”
Not sure if I can live up to that, but I have the hot mess part down perfectly!
Also I watched that movie for the first time 2 days ago, this feels very affirming -or is it just the ehh, afterglow rubbing off in the quiztions?
Oh I got Abby. Does this I can dump Harper finally?
Sabina from Charlie’s Angels. Excited to get a character from a movie I wouldn’t mind watching! Now I’ve just got to find it.
Hah! 2nd attempt and I got Snow White from “Snow White & The Huntsman” and I am DELIGHTED! I am ready for my comeback!
Snow White. Well, I could certainly do with a comeback about now.
I was thinking as I was pressing the submit button about how Kristen Stewart is more the type I’m attracted to than the type I am, and maybe that’s why I got quintessential Stewart before coming into her own, Bella Swan.
Jean Seberg here, and that’s a wee bit spooky because I was told a couple of times that I reminded people of her…
“You’re Jean Seberg, star of the French New Wave!” Not sure what to think of or do with this information
probably your first step is to make sure the FBI isn’t bugging your phone
I got Snow White !
COVID being the ultimate poisoned apple.
“Watch out world it’s the wild girl: you, Joan Jett as represented in the film “The Runaways”!”
She’s my hero!
Joan Jett, not Kristen XD
I’m Princess Diana and I’m missed very much!!!
I felt almost creepily seen by this quiz and I’m Jean Seberg :D
Joan Jett. I wish…
I’m Snow White. Considering how often my mom tells me to eat enough meat because I’m pale I think it’s fitting.
And I picked the redwood thing for the wedding. Not sure if they allow pagan weddings on a catholic site but I really like the trees!
that was the snow white wedding location and pagans are good to go yes
Ah, I did not know that but awesome!
THANK YOU Riese for making the KStew-movie-question non-compulsory!!!! and the songs-question so varied that it was possible to choose without much of pop culture knowledge! <3
Got Abby from Happiest Season, going to run away from Harper as fast as possible.
Riese I LOVED the book question — very creative and very fun! I got Snow White so now I have to go watch that movie to see what it means LOL
Great,i got diana,and my name is diana as well. Also my mum named me after her, i was born in the early 80 s.